By Dan - 09/11/2009 01:08 - United States

Today, I got a call from my ex asking if I could fix her computer. I brought my 7 year old son with me. On the way I told him, how I hated her, but I can't be rude. Once we get there, I say to her "it's nice to see you." My son says "but I thought you said you want her to fall off a bridge?" FML
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Same thing different taste

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One of the many lessons in parenthood: Children can not and WILL not keep their little traps shut!

This is when you hide CP on her hard drive

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You don't bitch about other people to a seven year old! Not to avoid situations like that, but so they don't learn to be hateful, two-faced people! Sorry, but YDI. Seven year olds are not ones who you relieve your burdens onto.

YDI, why did you eve offer to help her?

Knollmania 0

You should understand that kids will say anything that you tell them not to do. It is weird, but they often here the "do" in do not. Next time don't mention anything you don't want him to say.

Usually, if you hate someone that much, you don't go running over to fix their computer. And YDI for telling your son something so ******* disgusting. You don't bitch about your ex to a seven year old and go on about how you want her to jump off a bridge. GREAT parenting you've got going on there, you stupid ****. Be sure to come back in a few years and post another FML about how screwed up your teenage son is, and how it's all your fault.

Your kid's got a point. Gotta love how kids tend to get this shit more than adults. You hate her, so don't bother with her. There's no "I'm just being nice" about it. If we were nice to Hitler... Not saying you have to scream and call her names, just /don't bother with her/.

Shmoopie4 0

Duh. Kids are always going to repeat what you say at inappropriate times. That's how they are. YDI for not watching what you say in front of him.

I'm wondering why this is an FML. You obviously hate her a lot, so what's so bad about her knowing it? YDI for getting your kid involved, but seriously...if you weren't even going to mess her computer up, something's better than nothing.

YDI u obviously should know that u shouldnt be sayin dumb shit like that to your kids...dont u know kids are like human tape recorders ?? dumb ****