Work: Today, I was kneeling down at work to do some cleaning. My co-worker...

By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, I was kneeling down at work to do some cleaning. My co-worker said, "Oh don't your knees hurt, kneeling like that for so long?" Without thinking how it sounded, I said, "Oh no, it's not a problem. I'm on my knees all the time." He's yet to stop hitting on me. FML

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fretforyerlatte 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 20:14

well, you kinda asked for that one.

mcsnelly 5

Saturday 9 May 2009 20:18

Okay yeah that sounded really bad but everyone's said something without thinking about it and it sounded dirty...you DEFINITELY don't deserve to be hit on constantly just because you made a slip up like that!

Comments

fretforyerlatte 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 20:14

well, you kinda asked for that one.

smitty1ky 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 0:51

ik! just shut up and havd sex with him for God sake!

LightningCactus 12

Friday 17 February 2012 5:19

No thank you.

zakiwaki1351 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 20:14

hahah YDI it completely second :)

b00mc1ap 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 20:18

think before you speak.

mcsnelly 5

Saturday 9 May 2009 20:18

Ryan8878 21

Wednesday 3 April 2013 18:53

She could just sit him down and tell him "Thank you but I am absolutely Not interested." I get the feeling she is embarrassed and ignoring his advances which could be construed as playing hard to get. Op needs to be upfront and honest with the fella, assuming he is a reasonable human being.

breaksprinter_ 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 20:19

oh well.

NoBounceNoPlay 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 20:23

Gotta love "That's what she said" moments. lol

Adamantoise 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 20:24

Scream "RAPE! RAPE!" when he says something.

cocainewhore 30

Sunday 31 August 2014 22:39

Rape isn't funny, dude.

c_a_s_s_i_e 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 20:26

hahahahahahaha good one

Slayer_fml 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 20:26

Tell him that you have better guys to be on your knees for.

DigDoug08 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 20:26

No, you are all idiots, all she has to do is tell the guy shes not interested in him and he will stop, why do woman whine about it and people say shes dumb or hes dumb, excuse me but that guys just trying to get some ass and i dont blame him if a woman makes a comment like that why not just tell him you arent interested in him and he will leave you alone