By Dan - 09/11/2009 01:08 - United States

Today, I got a call from my ex asking if I could fix her computer. I brought my 7 year old son with me. On the way I told him, how I hated her, but I can't be rude. Once we get there, I say to her "it's nice to see you." My son says "but I thought you said you want her to fall off a bridge?" FML
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Luckster 0

One of the many lessons in parenthood: Children can not and WILL not keep their little traps shut!

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allmidnighteyes 10

This is when you hide CP on her hard drive

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desireenicole 0

You deserve it for confiding in a 7 year old. And if you really hated her you should have told her to suck it when she asked you for help. Tisk tisk.

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blastvortex 3

How could you not see that coming from a mile away? YDI.

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wrenched 0

Deserved it 100%. Kids will ALWAYS do this when you tell them information intended not to reach a certain person. Now at least you'll remember.

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Jaguaress 2

Okay, so you're teaching your child to be a two-faced liar? If you hate her, why would you do anything for her, unless she's the mother of your child? Still, why would you teach your child to be two-faced like that? YDI totally. Be a better parent.

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Meme1988 18

kids cant keep secrets! u r stupid!!!!

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akshar 0

Seriously ur such an idiot. Of course a lil kid is gonna say something. Next time get a teddy bear or something to talk to.

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KayleeFrye 39

Your fault! Everyone knows little kids are like parrots-they repeat almost everything that is said to them or in front of them. They have no idea what is appropriate and what is not. Moron.

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soreness123 0

Salty arabia! Don't bring the kid next time lol

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lolhahahahhahaaa 0

lol that's so funny

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stuckonarock 0

sounds like your son has bigger balls than you!!

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theredone30 2

That's awesome, let's teach our children to lie!! YDI for telling a 7 year old that you don't like someone but you're "not going to be rude". And what kind of mother would say, in front of their child, that they hoped someone "fell off of a bridge"? I hope your child doesn't actually try to push someone off a bridge because they don't like them. What is wrong with you? Your child IS NOT your best friend or even any adult that you can share your feelings with like that. It is the parent's responsibility to make sure their children grow up to be nice, respectful, honest people. I hope your child learns what NOT to do by observing you, but, unfortunately, will probably emulate you. Your poor child! Wait until they become a teenager, you will rue the day you were anything but a nice, respectful honest person. I'd love to hear THOSE fmls!

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