By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 17:25 - Latvia - Aluksne

Today, two days before I'm due to fly out to Russia on my first vacation, I caught my extremely over-protective mother trying to force the family dog to eat my passport. FML
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HowieDoIt 21

Joke's on her, you'll have it back a few hours later ;)

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poodle_juice 17

I've heard of "the dog ate my homework.".. But, "the dog ate my passport" is taking it to a whole new level.

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sux4u121 10

Yes, I also thought this FML was quite linguistic and thought provoking.

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wlddog 14

Its the word play she used 37. Its like she knew how to bend my mind around her finger and open up a new reality to me.

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HowieDoIt 21

Joke's on her, you'll have it back a few hours later ;)

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oj101 33

Customs officer: Where's your passport? OP: My dog ate it. Customs officer: I used that as a lame excuse for homework when I was 10 -__- OP: But it's true. I brought along the decomposed form in a doggy bag. Look! Lets reconstruct it! Customs officer: I'd rather not. Just go through the gate. Remember, in Soviet Russia, poop is passport.

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B5B0N35 18

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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Mossears133 15

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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Fsvb 32

No, she is not. I would be afraid in a country like that, but the internet may have spoiled me on this one.

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crackmore278 13

Poor dog! Why not burn it and spare destroying the little pup?

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klutz44 28

The dog eating it can easily be explained away as an accident.

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HowieDoIt 21

The passport will still travel plenty, I'm sure...it's hard to digest why your mom would do that

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poodle_juice 17

I've heard of "the dog ate my homework.".. But, "the dog ate my passport" is taking it to a whole new level.

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AngrySailor 17

BFM is some BIG shoes to fill my friend... Are you sure you're up for that profile pic?

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toon_girl 12

There was a rugby player recently who couldn't go with his team abroad for a really key match as his puppy had eaten his passport. Cue loads of jokes about how he was in the doghouse nw because of it!

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Connect 10

Who the **** takes vacations in Russia?

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Connect 10

I've just been to Russia. And it's a shithole.

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HowieDoIt 21

Seriously, a hug can be arranged. Just let it happen

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FlyingPie 17

Perhaps people who have families there. Or perhaps there's something in Russia that you don't know about. Why do you care anyway?

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sniken 14

Why do people travel to the north pole? There's always a reason from someone to go somewhere... (and that being said, Denmark doesn't stand out as the most spectacular destination either)

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Connect 10

@31 There is a big difference. Denmark is a magnificent place. Russia is horrible. But be my guest and call Denmark whatever you want. I know the truth.

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Mossears133 15

Stupid "comment moderated"! I want to know what he said D:

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anythingmustbe 18

Don't worry in Soviet Russia the dog don't eat the passport, the passport eat the dog.

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23Z9TZO 18

This joke isn't overused at all

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LouisianaBob 9

Welcome to the internet, where creativity is inversely proportional to the number of users.

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krazykyra 12

Your mother sounds scary... Who does that?

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SamCat 21

Crazy ass moms do. Mine carries pepper spray by her car door and a riffle in her trunk "just in case" she says.

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dontpanic_fml 32

That's not even close to the same situation 14...

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SamCat 21

All I was trying to say is that just because she is a mom, it doesn't make her any less crazy than the next person.

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dontpanic_fml 32

Carrying firearms and pepper spray for protection ( which is not my definition of crazy) is not even on the same spectrum as forcing a poor animal to eat something they shouldn't and don't want to. All I'm saying

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