Miscellaneous: Today, I got a missed call from my dad, who hasn't talked to...

By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 18:48 - United States

Today, I got a missed call from my dad, who hasn't talked to me in months and has vowed not to have anything to do with me. I called him back excitedly and apologized for missing his call, and we had a 20-second conversation about how his phone accidentally dialed my number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 165

You deserved it 3 550

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Kellye - 16/09/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 339

You deserved it 2 527

By Anonymous - 09/12/2012 06:43 - United States

Today, I called my dad, because I haven't spoken to him in a while, and I wanted to invite him to my graduation in May. When he picked up, I said, "Hey, how have you been, dad?" He scoffed, "Wrong number" and hung up the phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 857

You deserved it 3 088

That was quick

By dumbdad - 08/09/2010 00:25 - United States

Today, my estranged dad drunk-dialed me at 4 a.m. to apologize, and to make amends. After crying and forgiving, we hung up. Minutes later, he called back to retract everything he said after remembering how I was rude to him at a party 3 years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 670

You deserved it 3 290

By lonely - 05/02/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 614

You deserved it 3 266

By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 22:22 - United States

Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 350

You deserved it 3 324

High hopes

By lyssanthamum - 09/04/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, on the train, I got excited when I suddenly noticed I had a missed call and voicemail from a boy I liked. With a grin on my face, I told my friend. My dad overheard and said, "Oh sweetie, he probably had the wrong number." The voicemail was blank. I texted him. The call was indeed an accident. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 617

You deserved it 4 447

Bigmouth Strikes Again

By Anonymous - 29/10/2019 04:03

Today, I was involved in an intense argument with my dad. Just as I yelled, "You haven't done one thing for me", my phone rang. The same phone that, as of today, my dad no longer pays the bill for. FML

I agree, your life sucks 415

You deserved it 5 106

By Jer - 11/10/2009 00:30 - United States

Today, my oldest son answered my phone call much to my surprise as we haven't spoken in a year. The first words out of his mouth were, "I didn't mean to pick up the phone." He then hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 431

You deserved it 8 955

By Anonymous - 16/06/2013 16:14 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, my estranged father, with whom I haven't spoken in years, called me and demanded to know where his Father's Day gift was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 571

You deserved it 3 377

Thanks, I guess…

By Boo - 08/08/2019 08:01 - Australia

Today, I finally had a phone call after a week of nothing. It was my mother. It was by accident. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 501

You deserved it 245

CaptainDDL 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:54

That's ****** up.

mojo_jojo 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:57

Please. He probably called you and hung up on purpose to make you feel like crap.

Comments

desperate_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 1:08

oh my gosh! I wish i knew how you felt. My mother drinks a lot but I have to see her everyday. If your dad does something like that you should be happy he doesn't talk to you.

auds_fml 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 7:51

Why does he still have your number if he refuses to speak to you? Sounds like he's a jerk.

pete275 0

Friday 24 April 2009 4:11

lesbian eh? awesome.

kathira120 3

Monday 4 May 2009 22:10

Oh, what a bummer! But think positively--at least he still has your number in his phonebook, right??

nanab10 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:12

eh, don't worry about it. my dad's the same way.

jessicaislameee 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 15:16

that sucks but what did you do to make him not talk to you?

Policeboy1 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:16

At least he has your number. but **** thats some messed up shit, seriously what did you do to deserve that?

MrGlad 0

Monday 8 June 2009 3:01

I don't see why anyone would put "You deserved that" for this FMl. But seriously, FYL...my dad lives in Indiana but at least he calls me five times a day =)

1234five 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 22:38

I'm sorry I know how u feel. I haven't talked to my dad in months either. Your dad and mine sound sorta the same. I just decided to give up on him. But if u really want a relationship with ur dad then tell him that call or text it to him. If he declines just move on with ur life. Some people are just like that.