By Severus_Snape_ - 20/09/2015 07:11 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I got a mosquito bite on my wrist. Maybe I'm paranoid, but I am pretty sure mosquito bites are not supposed to start crawling up to your armpit while swelling. FML
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Severus_Snape_ 23

Wow, this is the first time one of my FMLs have been accepted! I googled whatever was happening on my arm, and I think 26 may or may not be right. According to the internet, if should go away in a few days, and it was a spider bite. But ever since I was a kid, I've always attracted some weird bug bites, but this has never happened to me before. Unfortunately, I am the type of person that will twist my wrist and still just say that I'm fine. Like that time where I threw up twice when I was 11 years old and still insisted that I was well enough to go to school, only to be sent back home when I threw up again. I applied some type of cream thing on the bite, and it has gotten better. It'll probably go away in a few days. Hopefully.

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My guess is that you were bitten deep and right on an artery by something with poison, which is now being carried slowly up your arm and causing swelling along the way. So, yeah. See a doctor.

See you on the next episode of "Monster Inside Me"...

Reminds me of the beetles in the movie "The Mummy" where they go under your skin and crawl around

happened to my wife. spider bite on her ankle swelled up so quick and alarmingly huge took her in to the doc and cleared up with some antibiotics.

I, too, created an account just to tell you don't be the jackass to die from something preventable because you are either too proud or too lazy to seek immediate medical attention. Or maybe you would like to be a statistic?

PunkPrincess_fml 11

That's what happens when you're a d*** to Harry Potter his whole life.

Didn't you read the last 2 books? Snape lived and died protecting Harry his entire life and working as an informant for Dumbledore.

Severus_Snape_ 23

Nah, he named his son after me. That can't mean anything bad, right?