By Severus_Snape_ - 20/09/2015 07:11 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I got a mosquito bite on my wrist. Maybe I'm paranoid, but I am pretty sure mosquito bites are not supposed to start crawling up to your armpit while swelling. FML
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Severus_Snape_ 23

Wow, this is the first time one of my FMLs have been accepted! I googled whatever was happening on my arm, and I think 26 may or may not be right. According to the internet, if should go away in a few days, and it was a spider bite. But ever since I was a kid, I've always attracted some weird bug bites, but this has never happened to me before. Unfortunately, I am the type of person that will twist my wrist and still just say that I'm fine. Like that time where I threw up twice when I was 11 years old and still insisted that I was well enough to go to school, only to be sent back home when I threw up again. I applied some type of cream thing on the bite, and it has gotten better. It'll probably go away in a few days. Hopefully.

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ourtneyc 14

That sounds like some horror movie shit

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JKPwnage 27

**** paraNOID, you should be worried about paraSITE

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pharm121 21

Oooh it could be bot fly larvae. Normally found in the tropics they have started migrating north as climate changes cause it to become warmer and warmer.

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worldclassrager 39

That to me seems like an allergic reaction...

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Goblin182 26

That sounds more like a brown recluse spider.

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SecundusSecunda 27

Perhaps, now is the time to consider naming your arm Migi.

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Richard6036 13

It could possibly be a bottfly which attach their larva to mosquitoes undersides so I want to mosquito bite you don't want to be detected heat source and diss attach from the mosquitoes and bore under your skin

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