Miscellaneous: Today, I got a new laptop for Christmas. The picture on the box...

By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 12:43 - Australia

Today, I got a new laptop for Christmas. The picture on the box showed a woman balancing it on one finger to show how light it was, so I tried it myself. I dropped my laptop, breaking the hard drive and putting a massive crack down the screen. FML

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By OrlandoZ6 - 25/05/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I was laying down on my couch. My friend IM's me on my laptop to watch a video. It turned out that the video was one of those scary pop up's. I got so scared I dropped my laptop. The screen had a big crack. FML

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By bad_luck_chuck - 04/12/2017 15:00

Today, I got a Samsung Galaxy and opened the box to see a cracked screen. I showed the clerk and she said I must have dropped it. I hadn't moved since she handed me the box. FML

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By justplaindumb - 04/08/2016 00:48 - United States - Des Moines

Today, I walked into a wall, smashing my laptop into the top of my eye socket. This was all because I was carrying my laptop, phone and chocolate mug cake, all while trying to watch Netflix on said laptop. I feel like a 2016 cliché. FML

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By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

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Priorities

By Earths_Venus - 19/11/2009 22:31 - Australia

Today, I was driving to my new home with a lot of my belongings in the car. I could hear things shifting in the back. When I parked, I opened the door, ready to catch my vodka. I caught it - and watched my laptop slide out of the car, onto the concrete, and break into 3 pieces. FML

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By Hi-Tech - 03/03/2015 15:34 - Europe

Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML

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By chickenflavouredlaptop - 09/04/2018 01:30

Today, I received my new laptop in the mail and put it on the kitchen counter, where my family charges all our electronics. My mom then decided to make soup and spilt chicken broth all over my new laptop before I even got the chance to turn it on. FML

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A tale as old as… well, 2007?

By Melody - 09/10/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML

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Precision strike

By Anonymous - 08/06/2024 06:00 - France - Toulouse

Today, I helped friends move home, and since we couldn't all fit in their car I took the bus. While waiting, my new phone slipped and crashed on the floor. It now has a cracked screen right between my two overpriced phone protectors. FML

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Bye gifts

By Anonymous - 12/12/2018 08:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it seemed like a great day. Right up until the point to where I accidentally damaged a friend's MacBook Pro. Not only do I have to pay for it, but the only way I'll be able to afford it is by returning every single Christmas gift I get. FML

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Castlehard 2

Saturday 26 December 2009 20:03

Uhm..... retarded xD

kerrygirl 13

Saturday 26 December 2009 20:04

i really doubt anyone could be that stupid.....

Comments

Voids 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:02

YDI for thinking you can mimic having a super imposed laptop balancing on your finger. You can't photoshop real life, dingus.

shockcrow 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 14:54

ive had those moments.. just not with expensive nice stuff

maggiewalters 17

Sunday 27 December 2009 15:39

uhm Ok i'm gonna repeat what i said to the highlighter girl: HOW DUMB ARE YOU?

Cjraven606 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 20:32

you are an idiot and I hope you do not reproduce

Gaz717 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 22:35

this is one of the dumbest things ive ever read on this site, and thats sayin something

gc_purple 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 22:58

everyone needs to chill out, no one needs to call him a retard, this fml made me laugh and i dont get why anyone needs to be hating.

chris231997 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 23:08

wow. dumbass

austinisme247 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 23:33

i bet one of your distant relatives did something so stupid that they had to start putting really dumb warning labels on everything. btw your retarded