By Anonymous - 01/03/2009 20:02 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML
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You deserved it 40
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lilnicky1226 0

eww what a jerk

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darkmis1 17

Hows this for a break up: Going home for a week, so you and your bf can have some time apart. You tell him the day you're flying back, and he agrees to pick you up and take you back to the apartment you share. You get all excited, and fly out there, only to find out he DIDN'T come to pick you up, left you at the airport, blocked your phone number so you couldn't call or text him, and his mom, who actually TOLD him to do this, won't answer your calls, and you have to wait 2 hours to get a ride, then buy another plane ticket home again the next day. True story.

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ghadir 2

omg this is a hilarious illustration! hahahaha Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

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PhilosopherNL 0

Still wondering why it says Anonymous(man) below the FML but it's a woman in the cartoons =S

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EwigStolz 0

Because the political correct way of easing the idea into mainsteam society decided the illustration needed to be a woman. Although knowing prior hand it was a man made this so much funnier. Gay relationships are hilarious to me. Knowing the gay dudes mother had to break up for them, and even call to ask if he was okay, makes it ten times better. Come on CnH!!!! This is comedic GOLD, that you passed on.

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ohheykiwi 2

Rob oh Rob ♥♥♥

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lovelyinblack81 2

anybody else notices this was written by a man?

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plix 0

maybe, that is the guy on the pic, a weird one with breasts and a girly haircut, his girlfriend is Justin and she has cancer and that's why her hair (and breasts) fell off. Justin is cheating this first weird guy with his ever weirder mother. Turns out they our homosexual. Or it turns out the illustrator made a mistake drawing a father instead of a mother. However, illustration sucks.

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notsofriendly 17

baha love it 32 - i don't think that's supposed to be the father. i think it's the mother and "justin"

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Residence_fml 4

Anybody noticed it was a man posting this FML which makes it even worse a man can't tell another man he's breaking up with him, I mean women make an entire drama, which is why no one wants to tell them but men just cry softly or just go home

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