Miscellaneous: Go out please!

Go out please!

By night_fox88 - 27/01/2020 05:00 - United States - Camden

Today, I woke up to my overly religious grandmother trying to shove salt down my throat yelling "DEMON BE GONE!". Why? I didn't wear the cross neckless she bought me. FML

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By ygma - 01/12/2015 16:39 - United States - Mansfield

Today, my extremely religious grandmother disowned me for watching Supernatural. FML

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Quality family time

By really mature, GRAN - 25/12/2012 20:59 - United States - El Macero

Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending." She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2017 01:30

Today, a stranger yelled, "Non-believers shouldn't wear these!" He then took my rosary and ran off. It belonged to my dead brother. FML

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By raz - 02/10/2012 00:11 - United States - Fargo

Today, a woman stopped me and started chewing me out for wearing a pentagram necklace. I explained to her that is wasn't a pentagram, it was a Star of David. She continued chewing me out because apparently that still means I hate Jesus. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2014 16:59 - Egypt

Today, my non-English-speaking grandma bought me a new t-shirt. It would've been sweet if it didn't have the word "bondage" written on the back in pretty, bold letters. I had no choice but to wear it while we went shopping. FML

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By Sodapop40 - 21/06/2020 05:05

Today, my mom admitted to me that, when I was a baby, my grandmother kidnapped me and took me to the priest to perform an exorcism, because she swore I was the "spawn of Satan." FML

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By liza - 29/03/2021 16:59

Today, since my alarm didn’t go off at 7 a.m., I awoke to my mother attempting to perform Necromancy on me “as a joke.” She wore a black robe and everything. FML

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Why so serious?

By DwarfFrog - 18/06/2012 11:38 - United States

Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML

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By Bad Child? - 08/04/2017 16:00

Today, as I was brushing my teeth, I heard my mum praying to God to help her "get rid of such a stupid child". I have no idea what I've done wrong, and she's refused to talk to me all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2018 01:30

Today, my insanely religious 60-year-old neighbor screamed at me when I left my home to go to work. I was wearing jeans and that’s apparently improper for a female adult. FML

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jriley4u 17

Monday 27 January 2020 8:34

Neckless = no neck Necklace= jewelry worn around the neck

RebeccaMcQ 15

Monday 27 January 2020 7:42

Go back to school pls

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Monday 27 January 2020 7:01

Salt? That's no good for demonic possession. Tell your idiot grandmother to watch "The Exorcist" to know what the **** to do!

RebeccaMcQ 15

Monday 27 January 2020 7:42

Go back to school pls

jriley4u 17

Monday 27 January 2020 8:34

Neckless = no neck Necklace= jewelry worn around the neck

Mungolikecandy 19

Monday 27 January 2020 10:43

It sounds like she may have some form of mental disorder such as hyperreligiousity if such a small act can trigger such a response.

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Monday 27 January 2020 12:14

time for gam gam to go to a mental facility

mfranks19891989 10

Monday 27 January 2020 13:00

What did you do? Your grandmother is either super religious or has been watching to much supernatural.

Elisabetha Aarron 18

Friday 11 September 2020 21:09

Did you even read the FML before commenting??

bl3ur0z3 17

Monday 27 January 2020 14:28

The bigger crime is your spelling of necklace.

Vern Ehlers 5

Monday 27 January 2020 15:04

Have her arrested and charged with assault.

ThrottleJockey 35

Tuesday 28 January 2020 21:07

Don't you mean assalt?

ojosRojos 28

Tuesday 28 January 2020 14:22

“Neckless” lmao

BurnInDemonFire 34

Wednesday 29 January 2020 2:19

Have the fruitcake committed.

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