By Geewizz - 05/04/2009 08:35 - United States

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend that she was tanning naked. I replied saying I wished I was there to make tanning more fun. She replied saying that its ok because Kevin was there. My girlfriend was tanning naked with another guy over. FML
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nomadxx7 0

Harsh. As for the dude being gay, I'm sure if the OP and his GF were together for a period of time he'd have met her friends (including the gay friend). Otherwise I'd talk to her, find out who he is and then probably dump her. I would never be naked around my girl friends since I have a girlfriend and that would be disrespectful. I guess the best course of action would be to figure out who Kevin is (gay or not). If he isn't then find a cute girl friend and then find a situation where you could be naked and hopefully when your girlfriend texts you you can use the same line against her. That's the best way to mindfuck someone. Use the same situation against them so they can walk in your shoes for a while. That way if she dumps your or gets mad at you then you have an excuse to tell her what you really think of the situation she was in. And if she was "joking" about a guy being over there that's just wrong in general and definitely not something you'd do to someone you supposedly love.

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420hiadventurer 0

#77 wouldn't that be 4 questions?...

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Auzzman 0

whether hes gay or not its a pretty damn good reason to dump her

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Syffer 0

he's either gay or it's a joke. Or haha

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gigglepants 0

Wow yeah, dump your girlfriend because someone else saw her naked. Gooooood advice, guys.

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gigglepants 0

@84 Try approaching life without assuming that everyone is a lying/cheating asshole--it's quite nice! Also, being naked is fun. Why get all bent out of shape about it? :)

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bcuzimblonde 0

hope she isn't your girlfriend anymore!

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zlollerskatestim 0

Even if he's gay... it's still another guy who she's unexpectedly tanning naked with, assuming she isn't kidding. Sure, he's gay, but it's more than a little weird.

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Frolicious11 0

I don't know who is lying, you our your girlfriend. There is no such thing as a multiple person tanning bed. Only one naked person per bed, sorry. This FML is invalid

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nomadxx7 0

@90 yeah do that to enough people and see how many have no problem stabbing you in the back. come back to me when you've tried to be nice and people view it as weak. just ssaying that most SOs have issues with that stuff unless it was talked about in the relationship. As you can see from this post, most people have insecurity issues and having your SO naked without you saying it's alright he/shes with someone else is usually not ok. but hey that's just my opinion.

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