Love: Today, I got a text from my girlfriend that she was tanning naked....

By Geewizz - 05/04/2009 08:35 - United States

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend that she was tanning naked. I replied saying I wished I was there to make tanning more fun. She replied saying that its ok because Kevin was there. My girlfriend was tanning naked with another guy over. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 04:03 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were outside tanning in the sun. I asked her if she could put some sunscreen on my back. Thinking it would be funny, she used the lotion to write "I Love Little Boys". I work as a children's swimming instructor. FML

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Go Team!

By Gayer men’s team - 02/11/2017 04:00

Today, I was sexting my girlfriend when I accidentally sent one to my swim team’s group chat. This means that 19 men got a picture of me flexing with everything on display. Worst part? I got more compliments from them than I ever got from my girlfriend. FML

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By anonymous - 14/01/2012 11:42 - Australia

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML

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Creeped out

By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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Life's a beach

By Brittanyy_leigh - 17/12/2009 07:57 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML

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Tanning

By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 04:08 - United States

Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML

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By loganHchrist - 09/01/2014 00:53 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML

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alex18_fml 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 16:17

Dump Herrrrrrr.

nomadxx7 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 16:27

Harsh. As for the dude being gay, I'm sure if the OP and his GF were together for a period of time he'd have met her friends (including the gay friend). Otherwise I'd talk to her, find out who he is and then probably dump her. I would never be naked around my girl friends since I have a girlfriend and that would be disrespectful. I guess the best course of action would be to figure out who Kevin is (gay or not). If he isn't then find a cute girl friend and then find a situation where you could be naked and hopefully when your girlfriend texts you you can use the same line against her. That's the best way to mindfuck someone. Use the same situation against them so they can walk in your shoes for a while. That way if she dumps your or gets mad at you then you have an excuse to tell her what you really think of the situation she was in. And if she was "joking" about a guy being over there that's just wrong in general and definitely not something you'd do to someone you supposedly love.

Comments

darronlee 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 21:49

Oh, please. Stop being insecure.

Anonymus101 4

Sunday 5 April 2009 22:02

If she was joking why did she say a specific name? She wasn't joking.

Atashi_fml 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 22:16

At lease she was being honest about it?

mambrow 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 23:08

Don't date *****? Easy solution.

kwbuzz23wk 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 23:20

66 - people joke with real names all the time. and 60 turning her family and friends on her is an over reaction. mess with her, not her family

rekabdarb 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 23:33

is said person gay? **** my brother's probably seen more tit than me and he's gay

wholeon 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 23:37

What exactly was the OP going to do to make tanning "more fun"? I think if my boyfriend replied with some stupid shit like that I'd say something stupid back, too. And Kevin (if he exists) has got to be gay. Straight guys don't tan.

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Sunday 5 April 2009 23:48

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kellster 2

Sunday 5 April 2009 23:57

Uhh, wtf?? Time to have a serious talk there, I'm thinking!

reipan 0

Monday 6 April 2009 0:26

Okay, cheating is one thing, but nobody is that stupid. If you're really screwing around on someone you'd at least have the sense not to text your significant other telling them that your bit on the side was there, in your flat, with you naked. She was just messing with you.