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By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 20:25 - Canada

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 20:56 - United States

Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML

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By NotSoWise - 16/10/2023 14:30 - Ireland - Waterford

Today, after a year or more of suffering with wisdom tooth pain, I finally had all 4 removed a few days ago. Relief? No. I’m in more pain now than I’ve ever been, and I can’t even eat for comfort. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2012 00:30 - Croatia - Rijeka

Today, I have a tooth infection that's spread to my jaw and ear. It hurts so badly that I'm practically in tears. Today's also the day I found out I'm allergic to the medication I was prescribed. Everything hurts, I'm covered in hives, and I can't stop throwing up. FML

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By Cindy1897 - 27/08/2017 20:00

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed and took the pain medicine that the oral surgeon prescribed for me before bed. The pain actually did go away for the most part, until my stomach decided to betray me and make me throw up, forcing my jaw to open more than it could after surgery. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2021 14:01

Today, after I had my wisdom teeth cut out yesterday, so of course I’m in pain. To top it off, I threw my back out today and can’t bend over. So in the end, I’m loopy from pain meds and my back hurts twice as bad as my mouth. Go figure. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 00:14 - United States

Today, I found out that I'm immune to laughing gas and partially immune to novocaine while I was getting two teeth pulled. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2010 18:52 - United States

Today, I found out that instead of having four wisdom teeth, I have eight. They all have to be removed as soon as possible, which happens to be over the Christmas break. I get to spend my whole vacation in excruciating pain and a swollen face to boot. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2018 15:00

Today, I went to the dentist and found out I still have a wisdom tooth. I got all four out last summer… or at least I thought I did. Now I have to go back and get it removed. Again. FML

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By Maria - 28/12/2023 22:00 - United States - La Junta

Today, I faced my fear of needles and had my wisdom teeth extracted while awake. On the last tooth, I heard a loud crack. The root broke off in my jawbone and had to be drilled out. FML

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fireball941 6

Wednesday 22 December 2010 0:16

tragic

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 22 December 2010 0:26

I'm sure you also love it when people sensually tickle your nethers with chicken feathers while singing the soundtrack to "The Sound Of Music," but what does this have to do with anything?

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SteelersBaby3 0

Monday 27 December 2010 7:47

oh my gosh hun, I am so sorry! I just got my wisdoms out too and without the pain meds, life is painful.

twitch0sparks 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 0:16

smoke weed

sj101990 3

Friday 10 June 2011 8:39

I had all four of my wisdom teeth pulled and never touched the vicodin they gave me. I used ice for the first two days and heat after that. It helps with the pain like you wouldn't believe!

sarah2144 14

Thursday 28 July 2011 0:46

Ohhhhh my God. That's awful. I just got mine out, I can't imagine not being able to take Vicodin.

JMWisc 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 5:17

What a bitch. I got all four out and didn't get any medication and you don't see me bitching about it.

SquashedSpider7 0

Monday 10 October 2011 4:01

thats impossible.

gothinthedark 3

Monday 2 January 2012 9:34

Malignant Hyperthermia. Aka MH. Look it up. It is deff. possible to be allergic to anesthetics and pain meds.

Unlucky_Gun 0

Monday 6 February 2012 4:53

That sucks OP, FYL. My 2nd cousin had an operation on his neck and stomach and he was allergic to all the pain medicine too. Anyway, I was deathly afraid of getting my wisdom teeth out, especially because I thought I was never going to wake up from the anastesia or however you spell it

ashliilynise 11

Wednesday 14 November 2012 20:49

Me too^~^

Lonus 9

Tuesday 26 February 2013 5:36

A few months ago, I had 6 teeth, including all 4 wisdom teeth, removed. I had no painkillers for the first few hours afterwards. I feel your pain :/

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