By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 20:25 - Canada

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML
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DocBastard 38

I'm sure you also love it when people sensually tickle your nethers with chicken feathers while singing the soundtrack to "The Sound Of Music," but what does this have to do with anything?

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arnthegreat 0

you're allergic to -all- pain meds? you know your body basically creates certain pain meds.... Before you FML for attention, think about it!

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Nayzo 1

This is exactly how I learned that I am allergic to prescription pain killers. You have my sympathy, op.

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obtusian 7

You have never taken pain killing medication before? Lucky person.

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Q94 5

Calling b.s. so they just tied your hands down & closed the door & put in the earplugs?Can't they give you general anesthesia?

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Liz526 3

Have your oral surgeon put gauze with clove oil in the pockets. They need to be changed every two days, but it completely numbs it all!

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Peacewind 0

I was hospitalized because the dentist used dirty tools, refused me antibiotics and hacked at my gums. I stopped breathing 4 times in hospital because the infection had swollen so big that it cut off my windpipe. I can't sue cuz I have "no proof".

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Vamphyre73 12

i had eleven teeth out at the same time including the four wisdom teeth, I am extremely sorry for you, I had pain medication but I still know how you feel.

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jebusandme 1

You're full of crap, legally dentists in north america can't remove more the a few teeth at a time, if you got eleven out AND your wisdom teeth it would be over a year or longer and like 4 appointments. So either you live in afghanistan or you need to try harder. Also agree with 155, smoke herb all day to kill the pain, or ask for vicodin if you're not allergic to it, it's pretty much weed in pill form

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ubunchofpanzies 0

Time to quit being a bitch

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DeanaGirl 0

Hmm allergic to all pain meds or the tylenol/aspirin that is produced in those pills? I find it hard to believe that you are allergic to Narcotics, Opiates AND benzos... What type of allergic reaction? If its just a sick tummy well then honey time to stop whining pop a couple of vicodin with a swig of pepto to make you feel better! Otherwise I agree smoke some pot or just take a benzo or sleeping pill to relax your body enough that the pain doesnt feel so severe. I have an issue where I have to take a benzo (xanax or valium) along with my vicodin otherwise it wont work because I have high anxiety which is exasperated by pain

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