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By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 20:25 - Canada

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 20:56 - United States

Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML

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By NotSoWise - 16/10/2023 14:30 - Ireland - Waterford

Today, after a year or more of suffering with wisdom tooth pain, I finally had all 4 removed a few days ago. Relief? No. I’m in more pain now than I’ve ever been, and I can’t even eat for comfort. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2012 00:30 - Croatia - Rijeka

Today, I have a tooth infection that's spread to my jaw and ear. It hurts so badly that I'm practically in tears. Today's also the day I found out I'm allergic to the medication I was prescribed. Everything hurts, I'm covered in hives, and I can't stop throwing up. FML

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By Cindy1897 - 27/08/2017 20:00

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed and took the pain medicine that the oral surgeon prescribed for me before bed. The pain actually did go away for the most part, until my stomach decided to betray me and make me throw up, forcing my jaw to open more than it could after surgery. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2021 14:01

Today, after I had my wisdom teeth cut out yesterday, so of course I’m in pain. To top it off, I threw my back out today and can’t bend over. So in the end, I’m loopy from pain meds and my back hurts twice as bad as my mouth. Go figure. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 00:14 - United States

Today, I found out that I'm immune to laughing gas and partially immune to novocaine while I was getting two teeth pulled. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2010 18:52 - United States

Today, I found out that instead of having four wisdom teeth, I have eight. They all have to be removed as soon as possible, which happens to be over the Christmas break. I get to spend my whole vacation in excruciating pain and a swollen face to boot. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2018 15:00

Today, I went to the dentist and found out I still have a wisdom tooth. I got all four out last summer… or at least I thought I did. Now I have to go back and get it removed. Again. FML

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By Maria - 28/12/2023 22:00 - United States - La Junta

Today, I faced my fear of needles and had my wisdom teeth extracted while awake. On the last tooth, I heard a loud crack. The root broke off in my jawbone and had to be drilled out. FML

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fireball941 6

Wednesday 22 December 2010 0:16

tragic

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 22 December 2010 0:26

I'm sure you also love it when people sensually tickle your nethers with chicken feathers while singing the soundtrack to "The Sound Of Music," but what does this have to do with anything?

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PsychoKittie 7

Wednesday 21 August 2013 4:14

I understand how that feels i dont think my doctor gave me laughing gas. And the numbing didnt work.....i felt it all....even if it did work i would be dead if it didnt...

amandasmith19 8

Tuesday 17 June 2014 7:57

Marijuana is nature's medicine

secretninja64 19

Thursday 21 August 2014 17:32

This happened to me too! I feel your pain OP. It truly sucks.

jinx1995 12

Friday 22 August 2014 6:57

Ouch :/

CateriusV 11

Sunday 18 January 2015 0:51

It doesn't hurt that much for two. I'm sorry that you're hurting so bad.

shamrock95 21

Tuesday 28 April 2015 8:44

I can't even imagine the pain, FYL.

timmay801 10

Wednesday 12 August 2015 13:57

They don't hurt just man up

brendejafulable 41

Wednesday 26 August 2015 3:19

I got all four of mine out and didn't take any pain meds. wasn't bad at all.

lelouch0reki 4

Monday 14 March 2016 8:53

I honestly feel bad for you. Oh god... I think I would've passed out - or killed myself.

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