Transportation: Today, I got an alarm installed in my car, and was having problems...

By md. - 25/11/2009 04:08 - Canada

Today, I got an alarm installed in my car, and was having problems with it not going off when the car was hit. To demonstrate this to the installers, I bumped my car with my hip, which left a dent, and set the alarm off. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 03:42 - United States

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By tracelee - 03/03/2009 09:22 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 17:20 - United States - Tacoma

Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML

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By Garrett - 10/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Vista

Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML

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To top it off…

By leo - 22/01/2023 12:30

Today, my alarm turned itself off, leading to me sleeping in and showing up to work two hours late. Throughout the day, I kept on fumbling my words because my job requires me to speak mostly in my second language rather than my first, and I'm not great at it. On my way home from work, I backed into a pole with my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2012 20:37 - United Kingdom - Harlow

Today, my car alarm went off during a funeral. Three times. FML

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Ninja move

By kiran - 24/10/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML

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betamaxjim92 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 12:36

you dented your car with your hip? you have a concrete ass or somethin?

badbunny 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 9:59

you must be wide bottomed.

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driedpeaches 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 21:03

just pop it back out..

DecayDance_fml 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 21:19

your hips left a dent in a car? woa...

Slinky690 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 21:34

#21. FTW

NotJesse 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 23:00

Hippo hips

nikerush2 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 23:10

Way to go thunder thighs! :)

capthavoc123 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 23:52

You deserve it for getting a car alarm. Those things are useless because nobody checks on them anymore.

immastarr 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 2:45

haha this made my day. ill bet u this was a ****** jap car. that y it dented so easily! buy chevys bitches!!

potentpotable 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 3:20

LMAO wow so dumb. How do hicks like you even get internet out in the boonies?? Hey guess what? Bumpers are designed to crumple easily for safety reasons. But I guess you probably don't believe in wearing seat belts, so it's irrelevant. Have fun driving in your government-owned POS Chevy that has a worse resale value than a burnt down house owned by a pedophile.

haweb 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 4:18

I don't think we're talking about the bumper of the car?

immastarr 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 22:01

u kno wat??! i WILL and youll seee me passin u up in ur rice burner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHA YOU LIVE IN AMERICA SO BUY AMERICAN!!!!

SekC 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 9:23

So you bumped your car with your hip... And left a dent? How the **** much do you weigh fatass? Holy shit. I bump my car with my hip and it bumps back. Either lose some ******* weight or I declare a fake. Oh and #30 stfu lol. Yeah bumpers are designed to crumple easily. But thats under the circumstance of another car hitting your bumper. in no way should a bumper be dented by someone's hip hitting it. Something tells me you're the hick, or just a retarded person trying to score points with people online.