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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 20:00 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2015 23:55 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 14:00 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad walked in to talk. He said I'm not the son he'd hoped for, and that he'd been let down as a father. He said I should change the way I am so that he could love me more. It was the longest conversation I've had with my dad in years. FML

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By whoops - 01/08/2014 20:45 - United States - Vincennes

Today, my girlfriend's dad returned home from deployment. Being the grade A fucktard that I am, I got flustered and asked, "So um, did you make it back?" He looked me dead in the eyes and said completely deadpan, "No, obviously I died. Moron." FML

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By anashaalmajiid - 05/03/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, my dad and a construction worker were having a long talk. I heard the door slam, and assumed that this worker had left. So I yelled out "Hey dad what were you talking about? Did you talk slowly so the idiot could understand?" Turns out my dad was the one who had walked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2016 16:16 - United States - Bell

Today, my son was crying because he wanted his daddy, and he asked when he can see him. I had no idea what to say, given his dad left us in the middle of the night last year, now lives in another country, and told me he never wants to see us again. FML

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By Rohirus - 07/06/2012 23:09 - Sweden

Today, during the early hours, I got hungry and went to grab something to eat. I entered the kitchen, only to see my stark-naked dad sitting at the table, eating cereal and reading the paper. He just nodded at me and said, "Son." I think I need a new pair of eyes. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2014 21:14 - United States - Margate City

Today, as I was leaving home for my mall kiosk job, my dad asked me where I was off to. When I said I was going to work, he tossed an empty beer bottle to the floor, belched, and said "Bah! Get a REAL job!" He's unemployed and living in my apartment. FML

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By Raiders4ever - 21/10/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML

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By Unappreciated Grandchild - 06/11/2012 07:59 - United States - Bel Air

Today, I looked over to see my grandfather looking thoughtfully at me. Feeling flattered because he rarely shows affection, I waved at him. He then said, "I was looking out the window" and continued to stare past my head out of the window. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2012 00:12 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML

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Cookiee04 15

Saturday 27 September 2014 5:16

you should've said wish I had two moms instead

TheOnlyKittyKat 15

Saturday 27 September 2014 5:19

My dad used to say, "I was hoping for a son, then you grew up and I realized I had one."

Comments

raichu23154 10

Saturday 27 September 2014 5:57

tell him well go knock up some chicks I'm pretty sure he would have one then or go to a adoption place there is a bunch of boys looking for a good home and to get his head out of his a**

warsun 27

Saturday 27 September 2014 16:28

He'd rather have a boy than OP. I don't think the dad wants yet another child to raise.

johbstonjacob 8

Saturday 27 September 2014 6:14

Don't we all love parents...

AcieMcG 21

Saturday 27 September 2014 6:46

At least being adopted I always tell my parents they're the ones who chose me cause I'm an awful person lol

Spadoinkle 10

Saturday 27 September 2014 6:48

Sorry, OP. That was a terrible thing for him to say. I hope you are doing okay. I, too, know what it's like to feel unwanted and unappreciated. Keep your chin up!

Brandi_Faith 33

Sunday 28 September 2014 23:27

I'm always shocked when I read FML at how mean and horrible some parents & grandparents are! No child should be treated that way. They made the decision to have kids, or at least keep them, so suck it up and be a good parent!

gameover18 17

Saturday 27 September 2014 7:42

Don't worry OP when he is old leave his ass in a bad home.

The_Appendix_ 13

Saturday 27 September 2014 15:02

Yes, because of one comment, probably made when he was drunk or high, she should ruin the last few years of his life.

Brandi_Faith 33

Sunday 28 September 2014 23:30

No one deserves to be treated badly and doing it to her father when he isn't able to take care of himself isn't any better. If OP is a good person, which I assume she is, she should continue to treat him with kindness and be the better person. Doing something drastic like that which is mean and out of character will only make her feel guilty and won't make her any happier or her life any better.

kitten1800 18

Saturday 27 September 2014 8:14

My best friend's dad treats her exactly like a son, he doesn't really give her a chance to be girly, so while I cannot relate she certainly can. Sorry OP.