Miscellaneous: Today, I got called "un-American" when I said I didn't care about...

By Yeppets - 28/05/2014 04:13 - United States - Roscoe

Today, I got called "un-American" when I said I didn't care about Kim and Kayne's wedding. FML

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Today, my coworker told everyone on staff that I’m a stuck up bitch because I stared blankly at her when she tried to talk to me. I tried to listen, but I zoned out after she rambled on endlessly about the Kardashians and Kanye West. FML

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By BlueSteele220 - 22/03/2016 08:57 - United States - Coppell

Today, my family got mad at me for eloping and not inviting them to my wedding. Even though they admitted they wouldn't have gone anyway. FML

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By uhmwow - 25/10/2016 00:50

Today, I got fired from my job. A coworker that strongly dislikes me convinced my boss I took a day off because I was going to a Trump rally. FML

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By anonymous - 17/09/2013 17:52 - United States

Today, I was uninvited to a bachelorette party. I wouldn't really care, if the party hadn't been for me, ahead of my wedding tomorrow. FML

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By Ido - 14/06/2016 00:51 - United States - Satellite Beach

Today, I announced my engagement on social media. I got more people telling me how stupid I was than any actually congratulating me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2015 10:18 - United Kingdom - Southam

Today, I got called a "politically correct loser" by a woman at the supermarket, all because I said I didn't want to find out the gender of my baby until birth. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2021 11:00

Today, I was accused of digital blackface and culturally appropriating my own culture. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2015 18:11 - Australia - Perth

Today, I had to explain to my teenage daughter that The Interview wasn't a documentary and that Kim Jong-un wasn't actually assassinated by a pair of goofy reporters. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2018 01:30

Today, I was called a "disabled buzzkill" for not letting someone pet my service dog. FML

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By Too manly - 20/03/2013 04:54 - United States - Stockton

Today, as I was walking with my boyfriend, holding hands, a woman began screaming at us about how we "f*ggots" are "ruining America." I'm a girl. FML

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Magic_Dino_Dog 9

Wednesday 28 May 2014 16:36

lol I think you are a better american for not giving a shit

Kenna515 13

Wednesday 28 May 2014 16:36

I'm right there with you!

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russfml 31

Wednesday 28 May 2014 17:03

I'm Canadian but I definitely respect you even more for saying that lol. Fyl

fader48080 10

Wednesday 28 May 2014 17:05

Commie!!!!

haddiej 21

Wednesday 28 May 2014 17:06

If ever there was a wedding NOT to care about, it's that one.

NodakN8V 25

Wednesday 28 May 2014 17:07

Than I'll be un American as well

rigley06 12

Wednesday 28 May 2014 17:12

What a bunch of dumb asses

amisenho 11

Wednesday 28 May 2014 17:17

Unfortunately, these days, being called "un-American" is as close to a compliment as it gets.

gracehi 31

Wednesday 28 May 2014 17:33

Then go be French or something.

erikahall21 9

Wednesday 28 May 2014 17:22

Looks like in un American too Know one gives a shit about them

stupidface15 16

Wednesday 28 May 2014 17:24

to be fair OP, by not caring about kimye you are ruining marriage for the rest of america

DaBayst 15

Wednesday 28 May 2014 17:25

You communist scum how dare you not give a shit about pointless celebrity weddings! Shame on you.

a2dox 12

Wednesday 28 May 2014 17:33

I got told the same thing.....and I got married Saturday as well! Apparently I was supposed to care more about theirs than my own.

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Today, in a particularly crowded section of the mall, I felt someone touch my back, several times. My self-defense kicked in, I screamed to attract attention, whipped around and threw a punch. No one was there; It was my ponytail touching my back. People were staring me like I was insane. FML

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Today, my mom found out I’m in therapy and took it as an insult, like therapy was a criticism of her parenting. Um, maybe if she hadn’t spent my childhood telling me and everyone in our family that having me was an accident, that I’ve been a huge burden, and that she should have aborted me. FML

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