By Anonymous - 17/01/2015 18:11 - Australia - Perth

Today, I had to explain to my teenage daughter that The Interview wasn't a documentary and that Kim Jong-un wasn't actually assassinated by a pair of goofy reporters. FML
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Pleonasm 35

You mean I haven't been watching snuff films at the movie theater all my life? Well there goes my lack of moral fiber. Thanks OP, you asshole.

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Pleonasm 35

You mean I haven't been watching snuff films at the movie theater all my life? Well there goes my lack of moral fiber. Thanks OP, you asshole.

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davidpropert 32

So you're saying channing tatum and jonah hill didn't really infiltrate a drug ring at their local highschool and shut it down?

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s0m3guy2010 21

This is actually a huge relief to me. I was under the impression that that a bunch Seth Rogen and James Franco lookalikes were running rampant. We'll never find the originals though. They were lost in the apocalypse.

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Fern_Gully 20

My reality has been shattered... What is real anymore?! @.@

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Just_A_Tree 20

So, I can't walk through a barrier at Kings Cross station to get to platform 9-3/4?

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incoherentrmblr 21

So, Freddy Krueger can't kill me in my dreams?! Now, I can finally sleep in peace...

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anonymous100000 17

she's just as dumb as kim jongung.

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rabidunicorn 13

Given what she thinks, it'd be a miracle if she could read

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BlindlyWandering 17

Maybe you should start with a pop up book.

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swaglesshipster 23

Yeah it's too hard to kill crazy but it is fun to agitate it!

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TheNewGuy03 28

Someone needs to assassinate the guy, really. He is murdering his own family members, not to mention the rest of the people in the gulags. Crazy to know this regime is somehow intact after all this time...

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TheNewGuy03 28

Someone needs to assassinate the guy, really. He is murdering his own family members, not to mention the rest of the people in the gulags. Crazy to know this regime is somehow intact after all this time...

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BlondePsycho 43

How do all the parents remember the sex talk but forget the Fiction is Not Real talk?

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chillandfun 12

I never got a sex talk...but I did get a talk about having realistic expectations. I don't think the sex talk is ever coming.

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Turtle_Man 21

#43, I haven't had any of those 'talks' and I'm 18. I don't think my talks are coming either.

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mutualweirdness 5

#62 I didn't get 'the talk' until I was pregnant.

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green_rayne07 7

#63 I got the sex talk when I told my mom I was pregnant with my second, lol. I was 23 :)

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clumsylobster 17

Maybe you should agree that maybe it's real. That way, she will live thinking he's dead. Imagine her shock when she finds out. Do it OP.

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BlondePsycho 43

Next you'll have to tell her that santa clause and jesus arnt real either

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mimi_animee 18

He might as well have been to be honest.

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salamancer 11

Are you telling me that our glorious leader actually has a butthole? Ya whatever man, I know a liar when I see one.

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Exodiafinder687 58

Movies aren't real? So you're telling me that Marty McFly won't be arriving in his Delorean this year? I've been preparing for this moment for as long as I can remember and now you've ruined it!!!

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