Love: Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in...

By britney - 15/02/2010 02:54 - Canada

Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML

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You deserved it 5 601

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By mfnfhdjdjddjsjfn - 03/09/2012 08:39 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was in a terrific mood after finding a bouquet of beautiful flowers on my doorstep when I came home. That is, until I recognised the handwriting of my "secret admirer" was the same as my mother's. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 128

You deserved it 2 220

By clementine8 - 14/02/2009 06:23 - United States

Today, my Mom came to pay me a short visit at college. She handed me some flowers, which were a Valentine's Day gift, because she "figured I wouldn't be getting any from anyone else this year." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 527

You deserved it 2 795

By Noname - 14/02/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry…" FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 253

You deserved it 4 231

Live, laugh, love no one

By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 23:01

Today, I got flowers from a secret admirer. Turns out they were from my sister's in-laws who own a flower shop. Apparently, everyone feels bad that I'm single and they are convinced I'm gonna die alone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 934

You deserved it 127

By nightowl506 - 21/11/2011 07:22 - United States

Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 912

You deserved it 4 034

By anonymous - 16/02/2015 12:57 - Australia - Rockdale

Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 624

You deserved it 2 982

Everyone's a critic

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML

I agree, your life sucks 327

You deserved it 783

By Anonymous - 26/09/2015 06:40 - United States - Cary

Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 243

You deserved it 2 522

By alone - 14/02/2012 05:34 - Australia

Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 738

You deserved it 21 430

By Alex - 08/05/2016 19:12 - United States

Today, after spending $120 to have a bouquet of flowers delivered to my mom, she called to complain that I had forgotten about her for Mother's day, but also praise my sister for apparently receiving my flowers I sent at the door and passing them off as hers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 695

You deserved it 919

Laurendorcus 0

Monday 15 February 2010 9:37

Thats actually really sweet. Its Fyourmomslife for having such an ungrateful kid.

EllyH 0

Monday 15 February 2010 9:38

Hey, I think that was really Sweet!!! Valentines isn't only for couples, it's for everyone who loves! Be Greatful you got such a lovely present!!

Comments

azn365 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:33

Based on wat she said, I think she used this as an fml because she's probly single and wants her crush to notice her? I don't think she had anything against her mom for giving her flowers.

strawberryswirl 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:48

Oh, no, FYL - your mom loves you when it sounds like she should have aborted you instead.

evonkf 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 18:16

that was not so bad

LemmingKingXXX 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:59

Ah fmylife.com, where I have the simultaneous urge to hug and tell off more people than ever in my life

mochie 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 14:05

Your mom was nice enough to spend money on flowers for you. You're the one that thinks your own love life is pathetic and ppl should feel sorry for you.

BioHazzard 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 4:22

Aw, at least your mom sent you flowers, that was nice of her.

Smiz 0

Friday 2 April 2010 0:23

you're being quite pessemistic about it

ZombieKitteh 8

Sunday 27 June 2010 13:31

wow there is no pleasing you. see how you feel in 40 years when your mom's dead. She won't be embarrassing you then.

Inspired22 11

Thursday 7 October 2010 12:52

F your life because your mom sent you flowers?! What! That is so sweet! Can't you enjoy the good things in your life? Your life will always seem F'ed if you can't even do that.