Health, School, Embarrassing and Poopoo peepee: I'm never coming out of here

I'm never coming out of here

By hcditfi5foygy - 31/08/2018 20:30

Today, I went to my dorm's community bathroom to do my business. After releasing the Kraken, as I was wiping, I accidentally let go of the toilet paper. Instead of the toilet, it hit the floor in the next stall. Someone was in there. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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Typical Ohia public bathroom

By Anonymous - 18/09/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the toilet when a dude broke into my stall, screamed, "No time to explain!" and ran out with a toilet paper roll. FML

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By ToiletRoll - 29/03/2015 12:49 - Australia - Frankston

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

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Use your socks

By Anonymous - 14/03/2021 05:01 - Norway

Today, I accidentally dropped a whole roll of toilet paper into the toilet. It was my last roll. FML

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Gush gashed

By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 06:00 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I was using a public restroom when the automatic toilet flushed prematurely. The sudden gush of water startled me so much that I jumped up and slipped, hitting my head on the stall door. A concerned stranger had to help me up. FML

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TW: Gross

By sweet_stufz - 11/11/2010 13:30 - Canada

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

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Oh, hello there, don't mind me

By downinthedumps - 13/01/2015 02:47 - United States - Detroit

Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML

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By Crap - 12/04/2016 16:48 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was taking a dump at work at a nursing home. While reaching for the toilet paper, I accidently pushed the emergency button. The nursing supervisors broke into the washroom to help. FML

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Emma Marshall 19

Friday 24 August 2018 3:25

How....

real life problems 26

Friday 31 August 2018 21:09

Should have yelled out, "Tag, you're it"

Comments

Emma Marshall 19

Friday 24 August 2018 3:25

How....

BurnInDemonFire 34

Friday 24 August 2018 3:52

OP: "**** you, Physics! I live by my own rules!" *drops TP, watches in horror as it rolls into the occupied stall next door* "I'm sorry, Physics! Forgive me!"

rodfergie 18

Friday 31 August 2018 20:51

If the worst thing in your life is you drop some toilet paper and it rolls, you have to have one of l the easiest lives outside of the Kardashians.

Cali 54

Monday 3 September 2018 19:03

It was covered in shit. You wouldn't have been embarrassed?

RichardPencil 30

Friday 31 August 2018 20:56

Now you have established dominance!

real life problems 26

Friday 31 August 2018 21:09

Should have yelled out, "Tag, you're it"

ChristianH39 30

Sunday 2 September 2018 6:40

"tag, your shit!"

Blucanary 6

Friday 31 August 2018 23:11

do you not wipe your @$$ OVER the toilet?!

tounces7 27

Saturday 1 September 2018 6:15

How did the toilet paper -leave- the toilet, after you were done wiping with it? Like did it jump over the rim by itself?

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Saturday 1 September 2018 8:54

HOW?!

Sarah_360767614 8

Saturday 1 September 2018 10:06

How does that even happen? Follow up please!

Niall Hutchinson 8

Saturday 1 September 2018 11:48

For all of you asking HOW this is possible.. You may not understand or believe it, but 50% of people actually wipe standing up rather than sitting down. The more you know (the less you want to) 😂