Love: Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier...

By Noname - 14/02/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry…" FML

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By britney - 15/02/2010 02:54 - Canada

Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML

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By clementine8 - 14/02/2009 06:23 - United States

Today, my Mom came to pay me a short visit at college. She handed me some flowers, which were a Valentine's Day gift, because she "figured I wouldn't be getting any from anyone else this year." FML

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By hc11bmd - 19/06/2012 17:20 - United States - Bethel

Today, I asked a coworker what she'd bought her dad for father's day. She said that she got him some flowers, and I laughed because I thought it was a rather feminine gift for a man. I later found out that the flowers were for his grave. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2015 02:04 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML

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By lp525252 - 20/03/2013 10:59 - Australia - Miranda

Today, a guy left flowers on my doorstep. I got home to find my dad claiming he bought them for my mum. I told my parents they were mine, they laughed in my face. FML

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By Alex - 08/05/2016 19:12 - United States

Today, after spending $120 to have a bouquet of flowers delivered to my mom, she called to complain that I had forgotten about her for Mother's day, but also praise my sister for apparently receiving my flowers I sent at the door and passing them off as hers. FML

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By anonymouss - 21/09/2009 04:02 - United States

Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML

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Good one

By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:06 - United Kingdom - London

Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML

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Gratitude

By Anonymous - 28/11/2020 02:02

Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML

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Flowers (Nothing But)

By ThisIsMyLife - 15/09/2019 12:00

Today, I bought flowers with my groceries at the grocery store. After the cashier scanned them, he handed them back to me so they wouldn't get crushed in my cart. It was then that I realized he's the first man to ever hand me flowers. FML

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Speech_fml 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 20:13

Yet another embarrassing moment that could have been averted by "strangers keeping their baseless assumptions to themselves by shutting their damn mouths"

whatwhat 0

Monday 16 February 2009 8:22

She was probably just laughing at herself for assuming it was your mom.

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Speech_fml 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 20:13

Yet another embarrassing moment that could have been averted by "strangers keeping their baseless assumptions to themselves by shutting their damn mouths"

TheOptimist 0

Friday 3 September 2010 8:06

Cashiers are supposed to be friendly, and florist are usually more friendly than the average cashier. There is no FML in this, she made a mistake, and when you corrected her, she laughed at her mistake and appologized.

whatwhat 0

Monday 16 February 2009 8:22

She was probably just laughing at herself for assuming it was your mom.

Speech_fml 0

Monday 16 February 2009 18:46

Aww, chin up, sweety.

kevind23 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 6:35

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

itsgabriellee 4

Tuesday 16 November 2010 8:10

#10- it did say the flowers were for a girl that OP liked.

Slashbat 0

Monday 30 May 2011 1:28

could be lesbian

fk18 27

Monday 21 July 2014 2:20

Well that escalated quickly

Eiotlrd 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 2:38

I'm guessing they weren't red roses. Girls know flowers better than you. 1. Do your research 2. Don't under or over do it Flowers are a great place to score points, but also easy to lose em.

SeriousJoker72 18

Wednesday 3 September 2014 21:37

Am I the only girl on the planet who thinks flowers are a dumb gift? It's like, 'oh here's a beautiful flower let me sever it by the neck and present it's corps to a pretty girl'

C0okieMonster 0

Monday 4 May 2009 22:49

This is in no way a FML, stick a cookie up your ass and get over it!! Cookie!

hahaohwell 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 4:13

nobody cares

imanorangegecko 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 7:14

Ummm, that's embarrassing lol.

daffyduck69 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 18:43

"today i was working at a flourist when a 12 yr old kid was getting flowers. I asked him if it was for his mom and he said no a girl i like. Hes so sensitive he started crying sn whining and wrote an FML about expecting ppl to pitty him. FHL" Stop being so senditive and get a life.