Love: Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in...

By britney - 15/02/2010 02:54 - Canada

Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML

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By mfnfhdjdjddjsjfn - 03/09/2012 08:39 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was in a terrific mood after finding a bouquet of beautiful flowers on my doorstep when I came home. That is, until I recognised the handwriting of my "secret admirer" was the same as my mother's. FML

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By clementine8 - 14/02/2009 06:23 - United States

Today, my Mom came to pay me a short visit at college. She handed me some flowers, which were a Valentine's Day gift, because she "figured I wouldn't be getting any from anyone else this year." FML

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By Noname - 14/02/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry…" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 23:01

Today, I got flowers from a secret admirer. Turns out they were from my sister's in-laws who own a flower shop. Apparently, everyone feels bad that I'm single and they are convinced I'm gonna die alone. FML

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By nightowl506 - 21/11/2011 07:22 - United States

Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML

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By anonymous - 16/02/2015 12:57 - Australia - Rockdale

Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML

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Everyone's a critic

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML

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You deserved it 783

By Anonymous - 26/09/2015 06:40 - United States - Cary

Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML

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By alone - 14/02/2012 05:34 - Australia

Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML

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By Alex - 08/05/2016 19:12 - United States

Today, after spending $120 to have a bouquet of flowers delivered to my mom, she called to complain that I had forgotten about her for Mother's day, but also praise my sister for apparently receiving my flowers I sent at the door and passing them off as hers. FML

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Laurendorcus 0

Monday 15 February 2010 9:37

Thats actually really sweet. Its Fyourmomslife for having such an ungrateful kid.

EllyH 0

Monday 15 February 2010 9:38

Hey, I think that was really Sweet!!! Valentines isn't only for couples, it's for everyone who loves! Be Greatful you got such a lovely present!!

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PhillyFox 0

Monday 15 February 2010 15:49

Cry me a goddamn river. That was pretty nice if your mom. Would you rather not get anything at all?

drinkmoxie 0

Monday 15 February 2010 16:10

So your Mom loves you and sent you roses you were happy to get flowers because someone likes you enough to send you some but your not happy because they are from your mom. So why not tell your mom you hate her so she doesn't show love to an undeserving ass of a daughter

Flounder 2

Monday 15 February 2010 16:32

Your mom sent you flowers? Oh wah wah wah. And especially if you're dumb enough to buy into the expectation that someone YOU like (not necessarily someone that fancies you as well) indulges you for the sake of a holiday that is strictly commercial and entirely asinine, then you YDI five ways from Sunday.

flashback.miss 28

Monday 15 February 2010 16:56

a hug for 37? *hugs 37* I agree with everyone! thank your mother! I worry about my mom every day and i would be thrilled if se sent me flowers (especiall blue and violet roses!) yeah, we need a so what, or quit your bitchin or nobody cares buttons! 'nother hug for 37*

briannakur 0

Monday 15 February 2010 16:58

your mom is just trying to be nice because she knows no one else will send you flowers. so stfu and appreciate your mom.

skyeyez9 24

Monday 15 February 2010 17:23

I would send my daughter flowers too, because I love her. She's my only child and they grow up so fast. Be happy your momma cares about you!

Sparkiee93 3

Monday 15 February 2010 17:46

No, your love life is so pathetic that you take a sweet gesture from your mother as an insult to your love life.

OxDeadface 0

Monday 15 February 2010 18:07

Jeez... Life must really be terrible when your mother sends you flowers. Grow up dumbass.

denuaj9 0

Monday 15 February 2010 18:10

Yea your life definitely sucks because your mother thinks enough about you to send you flowers on a holiday. You don't deserve a mother like her. Have some respect instead of publicly insulting the woman who raised you and loves you.

cherylface 13

Monday 15 February 2010 18:16

Of course that's the only reason she would send you flowers. Give me a ******* break. I have a boyfriend and spent Valentine's Day with him and my mom still sends me stuff for Valentine's Day. She doesn't think I'm pathetic; she loves me and wants me to know she's thinking of me. Maybe your crush didn't send you flowers because he's not a pedophile and isn't interested in selfish children.