Health: Today, I got hit by a car. Not a real one, though; my sister... - FML

By Gilan - 06/04/2015 00:59 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got hit by a car. Not a real one, though; my sister thought it would be funny to take her RC car and smash it over my head as hard as she could. FML

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Gilan 14

Tuesday 7 April 2015 17:41

So a follow up. Once my head felt better I did buy her a new one. I do see a few asking what I did to deserve this. She's only three and didn't realize there would be any consequences, only thinking it would be funny. The only thing I can think of doing to even possibly deserve it is I told her she needed to stop running around yelling. But nah, all's well now I guess

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

Monday 6 April 2015 17:37

Well your head will heal but her car is probably broken now, we will see who comes out the real winner

ColonelCusswords 24

Monday 6 April 2015 17:40

At least she didnt hit you with a real car as hard as she could. You wouldnt even be able to post this

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swaggyswagswag 17

Monday 6 April 2015 17:35

Growing up with 2 brothers I can relate with you with how painful that is ??

Queen_bee1234 21

Monday 6 April 2015 17:52

Are you asking a question or what?

Zelphoric 25

Monday 6 April 2015 18:19

Tomatoes?

swaggyswagswag 17

Monday 6 April 2015 21:48

Nope. Just my phone screwing up the comment. Not froze while I was typing and did whatever it wanted...

Geckosrock99 33

Monday 6 April 2015 17:35

Ouch. tell that kid to watch it. Little brat.

Fuhkyoo 17

Monday 6 April 2015 17:36

thats out of control

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Monday 6 April 2015 17:37

Well your head will heal but her car is probably broken now, we will see who comes out the real winner

MandieL 27

Monday 6 April 2015 20:15

Not true actually, those things are pretty durable. I've been hit by one more than once. One time it almost broke my ankle.

ncbb14 13

Monday 6 April 2015 17:38

I'm guessing at some point you did something to deserve it

ColonelCusswords 24

Monday 6 April 2015 17:40

At least she didnt hit you with a real car as hard as she could. You wouldnt even be able to post this

ebonyrose2828 16

Monday 6 April 2015 17:40

Smash the car to pieces!

TheFangedDonut 13

Monday 6 April 2015 17:42

Hope she doesn't DRIVE you mad in the future! Hahaha I have no friends

HarshD9619 34

Monday 6 April 2015 18:46

Put a "brake" on those puns man

abNormal62 23

Monday 6 April 2015 17:46

Breaking new....Siblings involved in a head on crash!

WCARlover 34

Monday 6 April 2015 17:48

I feel like little sisters always have a sinister side to them

Miss_Whipped 43

Tuesday 7 April 2015 0:23

Sinisisters. :)

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