Intimacy: Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking...

By loon - 28/10/2008 11:13 - France

Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML

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By Titanic - 07/12/2008 08:46 - France

Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 011

You deserved it 5 155

By Alex - 31/03/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me how I am too occupied with work for our relationship. Before we had sex I told my friend to call me in ten minutes so I can pretend its my boss and I would throw the phone away to impress her. He called me in ten minutes, but I only lasted five. FML

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You deserved it 89 100

Fast and Furious

By Anonymous - 02/03/2020 01:00

Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML

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You deserved it 1 782

By Falouila - 17/12/2008 07:15 - France

Today, I picked up my computer which had been at the repair shop for two weeks. I quickly logged on to MSN to talk to the girl who I'd been hitting on for weeks. Her profile picture was a photo of herself with her new boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 5 047

By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I tried to flirt with my girlfriend since I'm really busy and we can't always be together. I tell her online that I think she's hot and she responds "Keep talking I have to pee". FML

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You deserved it 5 901

By wtfrelationship - 21/10/2009 04:07 - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML

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You deserved it 11 477

I'll just hang out I guess

By jailbirdlove - 11/10/2010 01:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML

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You deserved it 4 306

By notmyday - 25/02/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, we were fooling around and I was just about to orgasm when she looked at my clock and said, "I have to go, 'Lost' is on in 20 minutes." FML

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You deserved it 8 966

Crushed

By annonymous - 19/09/2012 06:24 - United States

Today, I was talking on the phone with my crush. After an hour of talking she told me, "If you were half as hot as you sound over the phone, I'd date you immediately." Maybe I should give up on love and start a phone sex line. FML

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You deserved it 2 711

Phone-blocked

By unamyous - 08/06/2012 13:26 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML

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You deserved it 4 166

lifepwns 0

Friday 20 March 2009 22:58

the price you pay for hanging onto what you can't have.

will90 5

Thursday 2 April 2009 3:28

Stop being a pussy and get off the sideline.

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Bedtimes 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 20:46

get in their, dude.

josh5634 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 3:43

there*

crapmaster3000 19

Monday 2 December 2013 12:46

At least he has a comma?

Maniac_fml 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 6:30

ouch! that really sucks man

Pwib 14

Monday 30 December 2013 10:38

Not as much as being one of the first FMLs so that nobody even sees your pain.

neveion 0

Monday 16 March 2009 18:21

Ouch

lifepwns 0

Friday 20 March 2009 22:58

the price you pay for hanging onto what you can't have.

Boomi 38

Tuesday 13 September 2016 5:46

Kind of like The Great Gatsby.

louisianagrrrrl 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:42

its kinda trashy for her to be talking about that to her guy friends, even if she doesn't know you like her.

graceisnotcool 5

Sunday 3 March 2013 16:36

Hey, I wouldn't go as far as calling her trashy. Maybe these two are closer than you think. Even if you might not say that kind of thing doesn't mean it's trashy. And OP, that really sucks. I've gone through the same kind of situation and I think you should tell her. The worst thing she'll do is say no, right?

xMooMoox 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 19:27

Aww that sucks! You should confess so even if she doesn't date you she wont hurt you. Or maybe say "It makes me uncomfortable" or "I don't like it" when you say stuff like that. That sounds kind of girly but what can I say I'm a girl! Lol Oh or maybe shes doing that to see your reaction or to make you jealous? Just a thought!

will90 5

Thursday 2 April 2009 3:28

Stop being a pussy and get off the sideline.

cheesefest 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 8:24

Declare yourself, get hurt or win, move on if unlucky, eventually win one, be happy. #7 is right, the girl is being trashy. If she was actually telling the truth, then sounds like she was intentionally messing with you. Don't waste your time on her.