Health: Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four...

By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 19:10 - Ireland

Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML

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By Noname - 29/10/2008 10:09 - Slovenia

Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML

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By Julie is in pain - 06/07/2012 17:11 - Australia - Rydalmere

Today, I had eight teeth removed in preparation for getting my braces fitted. My winter break will now consists of barely being able to sleep or eat, tasting blood, and looking like a goofy-ass chipmunk. FML

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By Albert - 27/08/2012 22:16 - United States - Dover

Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML

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By OUCH. - 17/11/2011 21:27 - United States

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

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By braceface - 14/03/2012 20:12 - United States

Today, I got my braces put on. This is the second time I've had them. The first time was after my cousin opened a car door in my face. This time a jock punched me in the mouth for saying that Reese's taste the same as Snickers peanut butter. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 12:00

Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML

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Brace yourself

By Anonymous - 04/04/2023 21:00 - United States - Tempe

Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML

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Hangry dude

By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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Great idea

By dumbbb - 27/12/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML

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By ouch - 05/10/2015 19:20 - United States - Stockton

Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML

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DocBastard 38

Wednesday 1 December 2010 0:01

Congratulations! You just bought your orthodontist a Mercedes.

sorryinadvance 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 23:57

God said no.

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deeniecy 1

Thursday 2 December 2010 9:51

that reeally sucks!

carlokes 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 9:59

=( that's terrible

tryba23 2

Thursday 2 December 2010 10:28

prolly shouldn't play hockey if u like ur teeth ratard

authorkid 2

Thursday 2 December 2010 10:59

SIX years? I thought mine were bad...but I only need them for two years

OPrime9 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 20:00

gotta say bro....that sucks. that's why I don't mess with hockey

romanje 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 20:43

wow that sucks

MissMurderSays 0

Friday 3 December 2010 5:02

awww mann, I'm sorry. that really sucks!!

lyssannexo 1

Saturday 4 December 2010 4:41

biggest fear omg

studley12 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 22:22

that is why they make mouthguards and cages for hockey helmets duh

mommma 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 14:54

bro that really sucls

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Brace yourself

Hangry dude

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