By Anonymous - 13/10/2009 17:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I got home and realized that I didn't have my keys and my mum had said she wasn't going to be home till the next morning. After a long wait I decided I'd have to break a window to get in. Almost immediately after closing the door I watched as my mum pulled up in the driveway. FML
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cheeraio92 tells us more.

cheeraio92 0

this was my story. in response to some of your questions, i broke the window pane in a door. so i reached in and unlocked the door, letting myslef in. by the way, some of these comments are genious, i LOL'd

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1965 0

So you broke a window, but closed the door? How does that make sense?

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Avenging_Angel 0

Hey, let's break a window, instead of asking a friend or a neighbour if you can sleep over that night 

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Avenging_Angel 0

Hey, let's break a window, instead of asking a friend or a neighbour if you can sleep over that night 

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andyroxs 2

well actually id prefer to break a window than sleep over at a neighbors... windows cost what, a couple hundred dollars. Id rather pay that than stay over at a stranger's (idk about you, but i hardly know my neighbors) house. Would you like a random person from across the street to spend the night at your house ? Probably not.

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Mylife_is_so_fd 0

so why did you have to close the door if you broke a window im pretty sure last time i checked windows and doors are two seperate things and even if there was a window in te door chances are its up at the top so people cant brea it and open the door

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Zephryne 3

I'm guessing he meant one of those windows with doors?

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americananarchy 3

Windows have doors now?

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perdix 29

Why did your mom come home early if you expected to be out overnight? Was the brothel raided, or did the pool boy just want a "Wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?"

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tacojauns 45

So this is where it all started. Perdix first comment all they way back in October of 2009. Who would have though he would still be a regular commentator to this day?

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jayjay777 0

OMG!!! That same exact thing happened to me, but I didn't end up breaking a window, haha, sucks for you :p

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Mx_Rider 6

ydi ur an idiot.... failtacular

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jmeg_fml 0

there were just so many better options here... like: knocking on the door of a neighbor. or a friend. walking to a nearby grocery store and calling your mother. or a friend. incidentally, you really will not die if you have to sleep outdoors in suburbia for one night. and by "outdoors" i mean in a secluded, private and probably covered area of your backyard, if not your deck.

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rasta_pasta 4

uh... some people don't quite have that good of relations with people, and who these days knows their neighbor or any other person in their community. plus fixing a window is way cheaper and easier than potential being arrested for vagrancy.

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xNephilim 18

Can't be accused of vagrancy in the privacy of your own backyard.

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wazdog 4

YDI for forgetting to bring keys and for not calling your mum first.

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lyndis_fml 0

Really, do you not have ANY friends? It wouldn't kill you to spend a night away from home.

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greenltrn2003 0

dont make assumptions...maybe he doesnt or maybe they live no where near him. Or maybe hes not a teenage girl that can just pop up at his best friends house at 1 in the morning and ask if he can sleep in his bed with him.

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clos14 0

he maybe left something outside like books from school or anything he couldn't get thru the window u wana be smarties should stop over thinking cause u make yourself look even more stupid

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