By Anonymous - 13/10/2009 17:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I got home and realized that I didn't have my keys and my mum had said she wasn't going to be home till the next morning. After a long wait I decided I'd have to break a window to get in. Almost immediately after closing the door I watched as my mum pulled up in the driveway. FML
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cheeraio92 tells us more.

cheeraio92 0

this was my story. in response to some of your questions, i broke the window pane in a door. so i reached in and unlocked the door, letting myslef in. by the way, some of these comments are genious, i LOL'd

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1965 0

So you broke a window, but closed the door? How does that make sense?

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Avenging_Angel 0

Hey, let's break a window, instead of asking a friend or a neighbour if you can sleep over that night 

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Comments

chellinha93 0

I understand why he broke in, I mean when you come from school or any other place you want to get inside of your house instead of left tired and locked outside. OP, many, many times this happened to me because of a key that wouldn't open the ******* door. So I've done all types of things before breaking a window, like calling people, once I tryed to get my dog to unlock the little window thing, so I wouldn't have to brake it, it didn't work LOL. Then I broke it. Anyways FYL.

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Mylife_is_so_fd 0

how would that make any sense to try to unlock a window ive seen some pretty damn smart dogs but not one that can operate a window mechanism

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chellinha93 0

Yea I guess that's why it DIDN'T work. But hey I had to try it... lol

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Ninjaface 0

"Almost immediately after closing the door..." Are you meaning to say that you pulled that Scoobie-Doo gag where you came in through the broken window, got your keys, climbed back out the window, and unlocked the door? +1 internets of you did. Hey, look on the bright side: you'll get to have beer with the president now.

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gummibehrs 4

Wow, that sucks. I wonder how the next scene played out. XD

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srak 0

you act like your the only ghetto person who has had to do this. I've done this at least 5 times, so get over it!

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greenltrn2003 0

really?...dude stop forgetting your keys. if someone else breaks your window to get into your house neighbors will prolly say they thought it was you carrying your TV out of your house

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beccaboo329 0

Hmmm did Mama say that because she was planning on having a special visitor over that night? Or maybe she was planning a special visit to a "friend's house?" Sleepover, anyone? ^_^

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wah_face 0

hence why we have a spare key hidden well, just in case

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Tehalon 0

Man up and sleep on a bench outside for a night!

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electroboy_fml 0

Indeed. *puffs on pipe* *blows smoke*

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misspeg 0

YDI for not being responsible and not having your keys.

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myfriend_youfail 3

And this is why you always keep a spare key hidden outside. So you don't have to break into your own house.

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