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By etr - 13/09/2018 14:30 - United States

Today, I got home from school and my mom grabbed me by the shirt, completely unprovoked, and threatened to make my life a living hell if she finds out I'm not changing my pad at school. I have no idea where that came from. I change it regularly. FML
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EILIABNMAD 7

Maybe you should just lay low for a period of time until she calms down. No need for her to be a bloody bitch to you though.

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ahabsfan 14

I think we're going to need the ladies to chime in on this one.

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Joshwarrior 39

Menopause lol she is hitting her second hormonal change

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EILIABNMAD 7

Maybe you should just lay low for a period of time until she calms down. No need for her to be a bloody bitch to you though.

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mathrebel14 4

How do I take back a thumbs down? I meant to hit the other one. Sorry

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badrussian79 10

Oh that’s her expressing her demand for grand kids. She’s ——ing nuts but that’s where it’s coming from. My guess that some one in her circle found out her daughter can’t have kids due to an infection. Poor maintenance of hygiene products can lead to those type of infections. Though rare and requires some pretty serious negligence or really shit luck. Also can lead to sepsis which if untreated kills.

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SneezyBear 27

That's a weirdly specific hypothesis to just pull out of the blue...

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Emma Marshall 19

I think she's getting confused with tampons.... they can kill you if you don't change regularly. Well TSS can.

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chosha_fml 26

Does she really think you’re going to just let it go until it embarrasses you by leaking through?

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interesting33 36

That is not ok. For her to manhandle you like that is so not ok. I hope you are able to talk to someone at school safely.

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awildwhisper 30

Not every instance of altercation in one's life requires a safe space -_-

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interesting33 36

no. but of this is a pattern of unpredictable and aggressive behaviour, OP will need support and a safe space. Especially if it gets worse. not every piece of advice needs mocking.

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