By no - 25/06/2016 02:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got in a huge fight with my pregnant wife because I cannot consent to naming our future daughter Paprika. FML
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Welshite 39

Let me guess. You and your wife are known as Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper. Remember to name your son Cinnamon when the time comes.

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BlueBaronBitch 22

Maybe she could have grown up to be one of the Spice Girls

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chosha_fml 26

Your wife sounds like she grew up vegan in a commune. Or at least that's what your future daughter is going to sound like if your wife gets her way.

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Mysterybounty 6

If she can't understand why that is a bad idea she doesn't deserve to be a mother.

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C8H18 33

Kids get bullied enough without being named things like "Paprika." Please stand your ground for your daughter's sake.

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gladow 9

Why settle for paprika? There are so many other spices to choose from.

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nicolai44 12

Exactly! What's wrong with Nutmeg? Or Coriander? Horseradish? Perhaps Crackedblackpeppercorn? Oh, I know! Dill! Nothing could ever go wrong with a name like Dill later in life...

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Arot6 17

Your daughter will thank you one day.

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Suffolk_yourself 8

Could be worse I suppose, could have gone with cumin. Please try and come up with a better name, for the sake of your unborn child

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smallandroid 26

Try buying a baby names book. Go through the book with her, cross out names you both don't like and put stars next to the ones you do. Make it a fun experience and hopefully she'll forget all about the unfortunate name. (Note: make sure it's a decent baby names book. I found one that my parents did for me and they circled the name "Ebenezer"... thankfully I dodged that bullet though.)

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meghanclean 17

Tell her to pick a few names and then y'all can decide once you see the baby and see what names fit her. It'll make your wife really think about the name "paprika".

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