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By no - 25/06/2016 02:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got in a huge fight with my pregnant wife because I cannot consent to naming our future daughter Paprika. FML

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By LNamesOnly - 09/07/2012 07:31 - Australia

Today, I spoke to my hormonal pregnant wife about baby names. I told her I liked the name "Tabitha", and she went into a full rage about how all letters have textures, colours and emotions and how T is an evil letter. Apparently it's orange, plastic, and a needle trying to stab her eyes out. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2023 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife and I have been in the same massive argument for two weeks. We agreed when we were dating that we couldn’t think of anything worse than having kids, we married on the basis we would never want kids. Now, a year later, she wants a baby. FML

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By futuremum - 22/03/2012 17:14 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I had to yet again tell my mother-in-law that I wasn't going to name my unborn baby "Ermintrude" after her late mother. My husband told me to stop being difficult, and that he agrees that it would be nice. FML

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By losthusband - 11/10/2020 20:01 - United States

Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML

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Rollercoaster

By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

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By noway - 03/01/2014 11:03 - France - Cholet

Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML

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It takes two to tango

By Anonymous - 12/09/2022 06:00

Today, my wife is blaming me for us having to abort our baby because the amnio showed it would have severe disabilities. I supported her every decision, but apparently me agreeing with her was actually me not wanting to fight harder for our baby to live, hence, it’s all my fault. FML

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By Ecolo-girl - 11/03/2016 06:22 - France - Quint

Today, my wife, the budding environmentalist, who is also 6 months pregnant, threatened to leave me because according to her I'm responsible for the world's deforestation. I'd only drawn her a picture of her with our baby-to-be. FML

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By spermbankonlegs - 16/03/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML

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By randomguy - 09/07/2012 15:09 - United States - Saylorsburg

Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML

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Welshite 39

Saturday 25 June 2016 15:21

Let me guess. You and your wife are known as Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper. Remember to name your son Cinnamon when the time comes.

BlueBaronBitch 22

Saturday 25 June 2016 15:21

Maybe she could have grown up to be one of the Spice Girls

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zaidthunder1 27

Saturday 25 June 2016 21:08

Your wife has a delicious inclination for names.

H4H 15

Saturday 25 June 2016 21:23

There was I girl in our senior class who's name was Paprika. I've never seen someone given so many nicknames ever

azisles02 17

Saturday 25 June 2016 21:23

This is why you agree to names before pregnancy. Why don't people use real names anymore?

AlissaMichaela 8

Saturday 25 June 2016 21:39

Maybe she would settle for Pepper?

kw8511 7

Saturday 25 June 2016 21:45

She will likely thank you later!

TJJOE 15

Saturday 25 June 2016 21:47

It's about thyme you stand your ground

saffy66 34

Saturday 25 June 2016 22:21

If she's into red spice, why not compromise with Saffron? Or even Pepper? (As in cayenne pepper).

ashwednesday 12

Monday 27 June 2016 4:38

"Cayenne" can be a starting point for all sorts of normal names, like Cheyenne to Shayanne to Shaylene.

blackrose1996 11

Saturday 25 June 2016 22:56

She's pregnant once she gives birth ask her lol

galen_harris 12

Saturday 25 June 2016 23:29

looks like OP's wife is a Weeb, and OP isn't.

peachykeen93 17

Sunday 26 June 2016 4:31

It's actually kinda cute.

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