Miscellaneous: Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front...

By 918boyz - 04/02/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML

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By Taylor D - 07/08/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes, "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it this much." FML

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By GhillieSuitsnBiscuits - 10/04/2016 20:53 - United States - Portland

Today, I had a lady come up to me in a store just to tell me how bad my acne was and what remedies I should use. I got so embarrassed, all I could say was, "OK" and, "Thank you" until she left me alone. FML

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By EpicFail - 11/01/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, a woman at the crowded mall stopped me and told me loudly that if I bought her product it would get rid of my acne. FML

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Staircase wit at the checkout

By Anonymous - 21/10/2024 16:00 - United States - Galveston

Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML

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By woopwoop - 18/04/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML

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By therundown - 20/07/2011 13:38 - United States

Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML

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By godzilllla - 08/08/2015 01:59 - United States - Bothell

Today, while at the local supermarket, I spotted an attractive woman packing food into a shelf. Trying to be flirty, I asked where I could find the cream cheese. Apparently, it was on the shelf right behind me. I heard her mutter "idiot" under her breath. FML

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By f my lifw - 07/04/2015 15:43 - United States - King Of Prussia

Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 02:59 - United States

Today, after lifting a 20 pound box of oranges for a woman at work, she turned around to say "Your acne needs help." I still had to tell her to have a good day. FML

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By CaityLovesBo - 05/02/2012 18:49 - United States

Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML

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Monday 16 February 2009 20:51

Oh man what a bitch.

LoLoLo_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 4:31

"That reminds me!.. To remember to be tactful.."

Comments

JJdaBAMF 0

Friday 10 February 2012 1:58

that's when you

JJdaBAMF 0

Friday 10 February 2012 2:03

whoops

JJdaBAMF 0

Friday 10 February 2012 2:01

that's when you turn to your friend and say, "that reminds me to get tampons"

Havin 19

Monday 23 April 2012 1:58

I laughed so hard. Oh.. Sorry man.

koolkat27 13

Tuesday 12 June 2012 7:37

You should've said "Oh that reminds me, I shouldn't stand behind bitches at the grocery store next time".

tidbits5197 28

Thursday 16 August 2012 13:48

Seeing that you're a male, you should've looked at her and said, "That reminds me, I forgot to get condoms."

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 9 July 2014 11:35

Well you helped someone today...don't take it personally everyone has had a form of acne

mchmelev1993 10

Saturday 4 October 2014 21:03

You should of lied and said it was contagious muahhaah

lemex243 5

Monday 27 October 2014 15:55

You made a post about how your life sucks because someone saw your acne, which you definitely knew about and existed, then they thought about how they needed to prevent/get rid of acne. Logic.