Miscellaneous: Foiled plan

Foiled plan

By fazzems - 07/08/2009 03:10 - Canada

Today, I had a video call with a couple of old friends, but the conversation sort of got boring, so I started mouthing words so they'd think the connection was bad and end the awkwardness. Then, as soon as they hung up the call, I realized I'd left my music on in the background the whole time. FML

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By anonymous - 22/04/2011 05:20

Today, I watched a YouTube video at work because I was bored. I forgot I was on a conference call and my computer's desktop was shared with 15 other people. No one said anything till it ended. FML

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You deserved it 44 376

By acapelladisaster - 13/03/2015 00:39 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, in my online class, I accidentally unmuted my mic. Normally that would be fine… except today I decided to serenade myself with a silly song. I didn't realize until everyone started clapping at the end of the song. FML

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You deserved it 7 209

By xoccerplaya - 06/10/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML

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You deserved it 11 324

Online classes can be tricky

By Daniella - 12/11/2020 11:03 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML

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You deserved it 1 152

By loser - 20/07/2009 22:39 - Canada

Today, I was testing out my new webcam on an msn Video Call with a friend I hadn't seen in a while. In an attempt to look cool, I pretended to have a very interesting phone conversation. Later I found out my webcam has a mic. She "heard" the whole thing. FML

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You deserved it 69 395

By louise - 05/01/2012 19:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

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You deserved it 55 938

The X Factor

By Tajjali Fatima - 13/09/2020 22:58

Today, I was singing in a terrible voice on purpose during a Zoom call from school, thinking I was on mute. I carried on, until a message saying, "The host has muted you" appeared on my screen. FML

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You deserved it 1 729

Gurning

By Anonymous - 21/03/2023 12:00 - United States

Today, I had a video call with my boss, but my internet connection was so bad that my video feed ended up freezing in the most unflattering pose possible. I had to explain to my boss that I wasn't actually making a weird face on purpose. FML

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You deserved it 84

You'll soon find out

By Anonymous - 07/05/2023 00:00

Today, I had some “me time” at my computer. I'm not quiet. Finished up only to discover that I was still signed into voice chat on my computer in a public server from a previous conversation with a friend. I don’t think anyone heard me, but what if they did? FML

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You deserved it 1 143

By Anonymous - 21/01/2013 17:04 - United States

Today, while video chatting with my girlfriend, who lives on the other side of the country, I thought I'd play a song for her on my guitar. The string broke and hit me in the face. I burst into tears and had to hang up. FML

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HurriKaty 4

Friday 7 August 2009 12:12

YDI for being shitty at making up excuses.

DirtyDiana_fml 0

Friday 7 August 2009 12:13

ydi for being an ass.

Comments

NightlightPL0X 0

Friday 7 August 2009 12:06

YDI for not being able to find your clit BTW FIRST! WIN

drano 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:12

It seems all the "Did the stoplight die?" idiots from failblog have made their way to FML and have decided to join the trolls in making retarded reasoning for saying YDI, most which has no relevance at all to the FML in question. I think I might stop reading the FML comments soon as I have stopped reading the failblog comments. GJ trolls you annoy the crap out of me.

Tobe_fml 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 3:53

YDI for being a fighter pilot!

USMC_Marine 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 9:57

Wow ****. You could have just said I got to got write in my diary bye.

KumoFF7 3

Friday 7 August 2009 12:08

YDI for killing Jesus. SECOND! *HIGH FIVE*

NightlightPL0X 0

Friday 7 August 2009 12:38

WEWT *high-fives* YDI for not being a super mario bro.

4dakill 0

Friday 7 August 2009 13:22

YDI for spieing on your next door neighbours dog on heat

paopao2 0

Friday 7 August 2009 20:21

thats not funny

bbobe900000 0

Friday 7 August 2009 23:29

Oh my god, these dumbass trolls really ARE getting out of control... but to the OP, YDI x1000. You're an absolute idiot.

HurriKaty 4

Friday 7 August 2009 12:12

YDI for being shitty at making up excuses.

raNDMGUy 5

Friday 7 August 2009 23:31

yeah, you coulda said you were tired or had to do something else

DirtyDiana_fml 0

Friday 7 August 2009 12:13

ydi for being an ass.

unfortunate_13 5

Friday 7 August 2009 12:14

why the hell would you do such a thing? just tell them you need to go or something.

divineinstrument 2

Friday 7 August 2009 16:52

Exactly! The beauty of online chat is that you can make an excuse and up and leave at ANY TIME

baller789 0

Friday 7 August 2009 12:27

6th !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!