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By Anonymous - 11/10/2013 22:00 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I got into a fistfight with a complete idiot wearing a panda outfit. My face now looks like a real panda's. FML

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By mugged - 01/06/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML

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By LennyComa - 19/03/2017 00:00

Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2012 09:45 - Canada - Thompson

Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 12:40 - Australia

Today, I am wearing a panda suit for the promotion of the restaurant I work at. FML

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By Zizi - 04/07/2015 13:18 - Norway - Mosj?en

Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 23:47 - United States

Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML

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You deserved it 29 261

By deven - 29/08/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, I saw a fight so I went over to try and break it up. Someone thought I wanted to join in, so he gave me an unexpected whap in the happy sacks, and I also got a bloody nose for my troubles. FML

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By Lame - 10/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

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You deserved it 6 793

By ihateteenagers - 30/12/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML

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You deserved it 10 080

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By ThatEndedWell - 07/01/2019 22:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I decided to challenge the jerk jock at work to a fight, since he kept poking fun at me for being a weakling. Having started taking MMA classes, I was confident I'd make him eat his words. Just my luck, he's an MMA instructor and kicked my ass effortlessly. Not what I had planned. FML

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Nyx_fml 23

Saturday 12 October 2013 5:18

I'm just trying to imagine a scenario in which someone would get into a fistfight with someone wearing a panda outfit. Your day sounds interesting. Please, do tell more about it.

AnthonyWheeler15 24

Saturday 12 October 2013 5:18

Did he know kung-fu?

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Ginger7322 10

Monday 14 October 2013 2:46

If you can't beat them, join them am I right?

KingreX32 21

Monday 14 October 2013 2:52

how the **** did that happen?

TaurusTheBull 13

Monday 14 October 2013 4:45

I apologize for making a reference, but the fact that the guy was wearing a panda costume totally reminds me of Ivan from Hetalia...

My_name_isnt_Pip 3

Monday 14 October 2013 8:25

It must've been pandamonium! *ba dum tissss*

Damien_Rose 8

Monday 14 October 2013 9:30

Bothering with an idiot doing an idiotic thing such as fighting (I get the feeling drunkenly...) makes you an idiot. YDI

mattrd_fml 31

Monday 14 October 2013 15:29

How did you get in fight with a guy in a panda suit? Follow up please!

Backslash 6

Monday 14 October 2013 16:05

Can't decide if you deserve it or if your life sucks, what was the fight about?

tiger3110 6

Sunday 20 October 2013 7:27

Did he give you a bad cupon?

SuperStalker13 5

Monday 11 November 2013 2:36

Wow, Poe reAlly has gotten strong

fantasyworld 37

Monday 28 July 2014 3:53

I'm trying to imagine how that all went down but I can't.

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Today, I finally got my paycheck from working at my minimum wage job for the last three months. I was delighted when I saw it was worth $846. On my way to cash it, I destroyed my car's suspension. It's going to cost almost $800 to fix. FML

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Today, I was on the webcam with my boyfriend. I could see that he was on the couch, and alone, so I took off my shirt and smiled, waiting to see his reaction. He smiled at me but then kept looking in another direction. I playfully asked "What's so distracting?" His answer: "History Channel". FML

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Today, in the absence of my god-daughter's parents, I went in their place to see her elementary school's principal. She apparently stood up to a known bully's violence and retaliated, sending said bully to the hospital. Not only she may be facing expulsion, I may get sued by the bully's parents. FML

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Today, my mom told me that on my graduation day, the reason she (and my dad) almost didn't show up was because they had to spend almost an hour convincing my grandma to attend. FML

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Today, I was trying to set up a date with my boyfriend of two years, but he said he didn’t want to, and then to interrupted me to talk to his friends on Discord. FML

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Today, I couldn't find my key so I sat against the wall to wait for my roommate to get home. I fell asleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I could hear her inside. She chose not to wake me up and let me in. FML

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML

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Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML

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