By Anonymous - 29/04/2012 09:45 - Canada - Thompson

Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML
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Glitterhinoceros 14

Bananas mean serious business, OP.

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tayza249 20

Was he singing 'Peanut butter jelly time' ?

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Bananas mean serious business, OP.

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Cad6 24

Nobody ***** with bananas. They know if you do, it will unleash the army of crack-injected monkeys.

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derecteevee 1

sounds like some happy violence, shoulda kicked out the epic moth*r fuc*er!!!!!!!

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Meettitan 14

It's my dream to go to a concert in a greenman suit from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

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Demonfish 14

"Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!"

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43trauts 14

#52 And after the epic motherf**ker has been kicked he yelled "Fight Club is closed, its time for rock n roll!"

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ScaughtieHolden 11

"I'm a banana. I'm a banana. I'm a banana. LOOK AT ME MOVE!"

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crackz12 10

Well this thread doesnt seem to like dada life very much...

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alisidewinder 9

Always have a banana!

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moneybagz131 6

Applejack, **** yeah!

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43trauts 14

You kiddding? This thread loves Dada Life!

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TheBonzaiGirl 0

I hope you didn't hurt him, no one likes a bruised banana D:

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StanSmith_fml 9

What the darn diddly dog is everyone posting in these comments!?

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Demonfish 14

You know, I'd have thought more people would recognise a system of a down reference..

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lerouxmaster 7

You can't win a fight against a banana.

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tayza249 20

Was he singing 'Peanut butter jelly time' ?

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challan 19

Nope, it was Banana phone which is why Op hit him. ******* annoying as hell! ;)

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AngiLaLa1 2

33 - that song makes me want to punch things!!! When I worked at toys r us I had to listen to it CONSTANTLY...

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Mitcha857 0

^ I feel sorry for you more than the OP! You show a lot of willpower for not punching overbearing parents thinking that their kids are angels.

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nofearjenshere 12

So many songs about bananas... What is wrong with the world?

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Michael_92 20

Bananas are awesome duh

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nado13579 12

2- PEANUT BUTTER JELLY, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL CAP.

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DEzey 0

Wonder if he split op open.

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doctorhook86 24

OP, OP, bo boh-pee, Banana-fana fo foh-pee, Me my mo OP, OP!

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maxmex13 7

78 - I believe it's BAT

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nado13579 12

144- Damn it, I'm an idiot. I actually feel kind of ashamed to mess up on the lyrics. :/

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malters 9

This shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S

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CrzyMnky 0

ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELY TIME!

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copo37 7

Watch out for the rest of the fruit of the loom crew. Watch your back the grape suit is coming next for revenge.

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happle 21

Don't piss him off, he might grape you in the mouth.

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BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0

well it was a concert so im not surprised. I once got the shut kicked out if me at a christian rock concert. damn nuns *angrily shakes fist twice*

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maxmex13 7

3 - when you said that, it reminded me of the title of the book "The Grapes of Wrath"

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linarahmany 6

So I saw this facebook post: people with cars as thier profile picture- so your a transformer now?!?!?

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ConnorBrown36 5

Don't **** with people in banana suits

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SkoomaKi 27

I still remember that day... I was trapped in a room with people in banana suits. Hold still they said, we won't hurt you they said. They molested me and put a banana tattoo on my chest. DO NOT **** WITH THEM.

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Azail 15

Not related to the fml but what happened to your profile stories skooma? they were very well written

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SignUpisntcool 3

Bananas, B-a-n-a-n-a-s!

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luckyd880 12

I haaate when that happens! Next time don't choose such a fruity concert lol

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highonlife10 0

You should have made like a banana and peeled outa there!

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ELL10TT203 0

You should of peeled him and expose him lol

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

Should have*, dumbass.

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so_unlucky89765 4

I wouldn't wanna mess with a banana, they have lots of fruit friends. Just wait till he brings in his good friend strawberry!

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Michael_92 20

Or worse yet the star fruit then it will go ninja on your ass.

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EvilCupcake8361 9

Just fruit ninja his ass

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shutupanddance 0

A banana?! Ohh, you're screwed, OP! He'll turn you into a banana split!

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diego2k5 6

Banana Splits end with a cut up banana? Does that mean that OP wins?

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Michael_92 20

Not fair now I want a banana split. Thanks -_-

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SammySteel 6

If only we knew what concert you were at.

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