Transportation: Today, I got into my first car accident. I side swiped the truck...

By bym5052 - 15/07/2011 00:28 - United States

Today, I got into my first car accident. I side swiped the truck next to me merging into another lane. He was in my blind spot. It was a cop. FML

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By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2011 00:23 - United States

Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By adogg18 - 29/05/2011 08:12 - United States

Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML

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By Arcam - 13/09/2012 17:25 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I had my first accident in 5 years of driving. I clipped a Ford Fiesta, mirror to mirror. His mirror is totally destroyed. Mine is fine. I was so stressed afterwards that I reversed straight into another car. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2016 03:40 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2014 16:01 - United States - Orange

Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2012 13:43 - Norway

Today, a truck rear-ended my car and drove off. I could see everything from my office, everything except his license plate. FML

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yourshootingstar 4

Friday 15 July 2011 9:05

that is why we shoulder check

flockz 19

Friday 15 July 2011 9:06

dude i always know if there is a cop within one hundred feet of me at all times. pay better attention.

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Cenobyte 10

Friday 15 July 2011 11:15

If he was on a bike, you could have killed him. Learn to drive before you end up seriously hurting someone.

thehoneybadger 10

Friday 15 July 2011 11:20

Dude. You're meant to check your blindspot.

cooperd52 6

Friday 15 July 2011 11:28

since when are cops in trucks!?

britt93 7

Friday 15 July 2011 13:33

could have been his off duty car. he didnt say he was on duty. he could have found out while they were exchanging information. think before you speak.

Naked_Communist 0

Friday 15 July 2011 14:02

58 is right, but it depends on the state / city anyway. At least a third of the cops in San Antonio drive big SUVs.

instantmusic 4

Friday 15 July 2011 15:40

I've seen plenty o' cops around here drivin big, white, ford F150s, decalled up with lights and everything. A couple SUVs too, some of'em are even in chargers or mustangs. Some undercover, some not. Though the vast majority are still drivin' crown vics.

wonderface 0

Friday 15 July 2011 16:19

since they had to pick up your mom...

pctech3 0

Friday 15 July 2011 18:42

Here in Phoenix, we have lots of cops in pickup trucks for motorist assist on the freeways, in transport vans, and search and rescue vehicles, not to mention SWAT and bomb squad.

dellama10 0

Friday 15 July 2011 11:41

You mention that he was in your blind spot as if that somehow shifts the blame away from you. It's your responsibility to check your mirrors and shoulder check as well. There must be a whole lot of lazy dmv employees these days, they seem to be handing out unearned licenses like candy!