By tickdog - 19/03/2012 03:09 - United States - Rockwall

Today, I got my dog back from my aunt. Rather than taking him to an actual groomer, I gave him to my aunt because she needed a few extra bucks. My generosity lost me $35, and gave my dog ticks and a bad haircut. FML
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LoveMay 10

Never trust your family members …

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HaraAishi 8

I bet that situation left you -puts on sunglasses.- ticked off. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!

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HaraAishi 8

I bet that situation left you -puts on sunglasses.- ticked off. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!

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HaraAishi 8

28, I know but it's the first time I beat someone to it.

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perdix 29

Well played! It's a bit treacherous to use the "puts sunglasses on" motif, so that makes it all the more entertaining when it's done well. Bravo!

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HaraAishi 8

I was complimented by perdix. My life is now complete. (Note: I wasn't being sarcastic.) :D

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kateateyou 6

Ah that'd be annoying. Well, you know for next time I guess :)

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xxZombieCookiexx 0

Well, sometimes groomers can be expensive but others not as much, my mom does it for about 15-20 dollars for wash and groom, and other little tidbits, but op I have to go with YDI on this one :3

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sydneyaval 9

Experimenting with tick medicine cuz ya know, YOLO.

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KaelaKhaotic 5

Me $35? Are you a pirate?

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KeyboardWarrior 10

What? "Lost me 35 dollars" as in, the bad grooming costed him 35 dollars. Not the way you're thinking of.

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KaelaKhaotic 5

He could have said "Lost my $35" It makes a lot more sense to me.

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KeyboardWarrior 10

But if he said that, he would be referring to his generosity as a thing, that lost his 35 dollars. As in literally.

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Sandsh8rk 36

Note to self: Never trust any Aunties.

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strawberrywine22 30

I have to wonder how the ticks came to be...but honestly op... I totally get wanting to help out a family member, but next time maybe you should stick with a professional groomer!

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jujubunni5 9

It was nice that you let her try! But I'd go take your doggie to a vet to remove all the ticks and an actual doggy fur cutter (:

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perdix 29

Your dog looks like Bill Gates now? Why would your aunt apply ticks if you didn't ask for them? Usually they are an add-on service like a scalp massage or a happy ending.

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killaKT 2

You don't get ticks from a hair cut FYI seems you have a bigger problem than just a bad haircut

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