Miscellaneous: Today, I got my driver's license. My dad made multiple copies...

By JillianJuneBug - 16/05/2015 16:16 - United States - Standish

Today, I got my driver's license. My dad made multiple copies of his insurance cards for me to give to people when I inevitably hit them. Because "Let's face it." FML

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JillianJuneBug 39

Sunday 17 May 2015 16:05

Lol, my dad always had this type of sense of humor. He was mostly serious about this though, so we keep the 10+ cards in the glove box.

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hotshot0185 15

Sunday 17 May 2015 12:13

Smart dad

az1z_official 17

Sunday 17 May 2015 12:16

Just make sure you don't watch fast and furious before going for a drive. You will get ideas

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GipsyFromSpace 5

Monday 18 May 2015 6:24

Are you that bad ?

indigohippopo 20

Monday 18 May 2015 6:45

How is your life ******, your dad isn't making you pay for insurance and is letting you drive. Let's face it this is just a cry for attention..

ASeeR 14

Monday 18 May 2015 11:07

how many copies did he make? so we know how much he is confident :p

Eco93 10

Monday 18 May 2015 20:16

wish my father was that cool

heffeinco 3

Monday 18 May 2015 22:42

your dad will be on here next! especially after foretelling all your accidents.

NickTheGreatest 0

Monday 18 May 2015 23:16

How would you know that? Can I borrow your crystal ball, please?

clarkson37 15

Friday 22 May 2015 7:23

What does OP mean?

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