Transportation: Today, I got my drivers license suspended until I am 18 for driving...

By studentdriver828 - 12/06/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, I got my drivers license suspended until I am 18 for driving without a license. Where was I driving to? My last day of Drivers Ed. The high school where I take Drivers Ed. classes at is across the street from my house. I gave up 3 years of driving to drive 100 feet. FML

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By hockusa3 - 11/09/2014 15:44 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2010 17:57 - Germany

Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I took my road test. I'd never had driver's training and my mom taught me how to drive. I failed the test so badly, and when I got home my mom admitted to having taught me how to drive completely wrong because she didn't want me to get my license as she thinks I'm too young. I'm 18. FML

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By faeliality - 16/04/2017 16:00

Today, after finally getting my drivers license, I was able to drive myself to school for the first time! I got fined $50 for accidentally parking in the wrong lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2019 04:00

Today, my mom told me I wouldn't be able to take driver's education until at least my sixteenth birthday, because I'm, "Not ready to drive a car." Isn't that the whole point of driver's ed? FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2015 17:34

Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2009 00:45 - United States

Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expired parking permit, and I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested for trespassing. FML

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By Joey Soprano - 18/08/2020 02:06

Today, I went to the DMV today and sat in line for over 6 hours to renew my driver's license. Even though with the pandemic, it's been extended to New Year's Eve but I decided to get it done and over with. I get called up to finish everything, only to find out my license is suspended. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2012 17:04 - United Kingdom - Bromley

Today, I took my driver's test. I was confident and thought everything would go well. My boss ended up calling me several times during the test. Turns out my colleague never showed up to cover for me, and my boss blamed me. Not only did I fail my test, I'm now suspended from work too. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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Friday 12 June 2009 16:04

you deserved it. why couldn't you just walk 100 feet. it's not hard

grocky 0

Friday 12 June 2009 16:03

Walk! Better for you, better for our environment!

Comments

PistachioNut94 0

Friday 12 June 2009 20:38

its your own fault

Jethro_fml 0

Friday 12 June 2009 20:42

You can't get your license suspended if you don't have one yet, idiot. They can't suspend a license you don't have, but you can get in trouble for not even owning one, yet driving. If you're stupid enough to DRIVE ACROSS THE STREET, you could at least have your parent sit next to you. They can walk back home, they aren't nearly as ******* lazy as you, I'm sure. Idiot. Jet

DankJemo 0

Friday 12 June 2009 20:46

Well, if you drove your car 100 feet and got pulled over I don't want you on the road, you're an idiot.

jessicaclaire 0

Friday 12 June 2009 20:47

#123... The original poster said "I gave up three years of driving to drive 100 feet." And now the commenters are inventing facts? And original poster, YDI for being a lazy-ass.

Shlizabeth 0

Friday 12 June 2009 20:49

You're definitely gonna be one of those people who drives into the 7-11 window, I'm glad you won't be on the streets for 3 years. Seriously, how fat and/or lazy do you have to be to drive across the ******* street? They make fun of that in movies for a reason, you know.

aceofspades08 0

Friday 12 June 2009 20:54

you're an idiot. why would you drive anywhere if you havent even finished drivers ed.?

sakurachan04 0

Friday 12 June 2009 20:56

@98: You make me smile. @116: Are you saying that .5% to 1% of America is just lazy, or just that stupid? Because either way, I personally think you're wrong...you would be very surprised by how lazy and/or stupid people can be...