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By studentdriver828 - 12/06/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, I got my drivers license suspended until I am 18 for driving without a license. Where was I driving to? My last day of Drivers Ed. The high school where I take Drivers Ed. classes at is across the street from my house. I gave up 3 years of driving to drive 100 feet. FML

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Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2010 17:57 - Germany

Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I took my road test. I'd never had driver's training and my mom taught me how to drive. I failed the test so badly, and when I got home my mom admitted to having taught me how to drive completely wrong because she didn't want me to get my license as she thinks I'm too young. I'm 18. FML

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By faeliality - 16/04/2017 16:00

Today, after finally getting my drivers license, I was able to drive myself to school for the first time! I got fined $50 for accidentally parking in the wrong lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2019 04:00

Today, my mom told me I wouldn't be able to take driver's education until at least my sixteenth birthday, because I'm, "Not ready to drive a car." Isn't that the whole point of driver's ed? FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2015 17:34

Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2009 00:45 - United States

Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expired parking permit, and I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested for trespassing. FML

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By Joey Soprano - 18/08/2020 02:06

Today, I went to the DMV today and sat in line for over 6 hours to renew my driver's license. Even though with the pandemic, it's been extended to New Year's Eve but I decided to get it done and over with. I get called up to finish everything, only to find out my license is suspended. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2012 17:04 - United Kingdom - Bromley

Today, I took my driver's test. I was confident and thought everything would go well. My boss ended up calling me several times during the test. Turns out my colleague never showed up to cover for me, and my boss blamed me. Not only did I fail my test, I'm now suspended from work too. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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Friday 12 June 2009 16:04

you deserved it. why couldn't you just walk 100 feet. it's not hard

grocky 0

Friday 12 June 2009 16:03

Walk! Better for you, better for our environment!

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Randy2727 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 1:03

Owned

staciieee_x3 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 1:04

honestly. just walk, ffs!!!!!!

Intelligence 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 1:31

Your last sentence is a a good reason for me to click YDI, just for being an idiot.

fortytwo 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 1:41

You have to suck pretty hard at driving if you do something to get pulled over in 100 ft. It's probably a good thing the cop got you.

lyndis_fml 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 1:52

123 (tenebrus), I don't understand why some posters feel the need to be complete idiots and insult others without having ANY idea what the FML says. Yeah. We ******* invented the 100 feet THAT ARE IN THE LAST SENTENCE OF THE OP'S POST. As for the fact that OP is a lazy bastard... driving 100 feet. it's a fact. Get a life, tenebrus.

FYoLyfe 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 1:57

walk you idiot...

Asayake 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 1:59

YDI, you lazy sod. Tenebrus: You're an idiot. You should just turn OFF all oxygen going to your brain.

YallNoobs 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 1:59

you can't drive 100 feet?

deadpoetic333 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 2:01

ahh, i feel you. YDI, but ive been driving for about 4 months now without a license and have done some stupid crap that coulda got me pulled over. 196. Don't tell me your ass would not take a car from your parents if offered. the only reason you give the 'spoiled pricks' crap is cuz you didn't get one. Don't get me wrong, im 16 and about to start driving. for the 3 grand car my parents are giving me ive payed one grand myself, worked my ass off for free at the family business, and have to pay for 2 way insurance and $600+ in repairs.