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By Noname - 22/02/2009 01:19 - United States

Today, I got my fake ID and went out with the boys to dinner and the bars. One of my friends asked to see my ID. He noticed my birthday didn't make me over 21. I paid $170 for a fake ID with my real birthday. FML

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By whyme - 31/05/2013 18:47 - United States - Crescent

Today, my friends and I went out for drinks. I'm the only one who's actually 21 or over, and they have fake IDs. Not only was I the only one to be carded, the bartender thought that my actual ID was fake. I got kicked out while my friends kept drinking. FML

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By Imnotfromhere - 13/06/2021 16:01

Today, I went to a bar to celebrate my 26th birthday. I got ripped off by the bartender all night because she secretly gave me non-alcoholic versions of my drinks. Apparently I look like I'm 16, so she thought my ID was fake. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 17:25 - Belgium

Today, I went to see a movie. While buying tickets, the girl behind the counter asked to show my ID card to proof I'm at least 16 years old. Not wanting to make a drama, I showed it. She took a look at it and declared it as fake. That ID is real and I'm 24. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2012 20:45 - United States - Clay City

Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2015 04:12 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, I tried buying alcohol for the first time. I have a baby face, so I had my ID ready. The store owner admitted that my ID looked real enough, but he wouldn't believe it wasn't just an elaborate fake. He very nearly called the cops on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 04:10 - Canada

Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML

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GIVE ME BOOZE, NOW!

By Anonymous - 18/08/2021 22:01

Today, I got a change of ID. My old ID had its corner cut off and was given a temporary paper ID. I went to a bar in another town to have some drinks. Turns out I couldn't because they couldn't use my old ID or my temporary one to let me drink, even though I'm 22. I've been there before and I work at my town's liquor store. FML

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By Marty - 10/10/2017 13:00 - United States - Irving

Today, I bought a small bottle of liquor to share with my husband to celebrate our move. It took three hours at the store as the cashier, manager, GM, and a police officer checked my ID believing it was fake. I'm 25. FML

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By owned - 28/04/2009 14:12 - Singapore

Today, I turned 18. My parents gave me a card that read "now that you're 18, it's time for some boozy fun... you can do all the things you did before but legally!" Taped to the inside was my fake id that I "lost" three months ago. FML

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By FakeID - 06/05/2009 20:05 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML

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bobdole 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 5:16

you deserve that one alone for paying $170. it makes you even more of an idiot for not getting the right date on it.

holynemesis1208 3

Sunday 22 February 2009 5:20

i'm sorry but if you cant remember to change your dob then you probably shouldn't be drinking

Comments

nivyan 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 2:41

Karma is a bitch :)

daveykudla88 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 2:59

u should just get into cocaine mate :D

choppedNskrewed 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 18:51

LOL @3 & 9 FYL indeed, that is actually hilarious

Alienware51 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 16:29

you can get a good fake id for $15.... mine was only $20 sgd and it works at pretty much every club.

chillout_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 2:57

yea if you paid 170 for a fake id your an idiot

summer66_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 22:48

lol i 'gree with #2....& #3 lol!!

green_199 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 7:08

All you Europeans saying that America is the only country with teenage alcohol problems are full of shit. Go out at night in Paris, London, wherever, the kids are getting ****** up, acting like idiots and doing stupid shit they'll regret just like they are everywhere else in the world.