Geek: Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me....

By Loser - 21/08/2013 15:17 - United States

Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me. As it was her first time, I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning. She won, quite handily. A little irritated at this, I took off the handicaps and tried again. She beat me even faster. FML

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Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there, to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride: 1 - Getting Laid: 0. FML

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Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2014 18:13 - United States - Elizabethtown

Today, while playing badminton at school, I got an opponent who is mentally handicapped. Since I'm terrible at the game, I guess the teacher assumed it would be a good match. I won the match, my first victory ever. My teacher accused me of cheating to humiliate him. FML

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Thanks, I guess

By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 10:08 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML

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Today, a friend wanted to show me a game he bragged he was the best at. I beat his score on the first try, and now I have a black eye to prove it. FML

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Drop it

By Anonymous - 01/01/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, when I tried to play my new Switch, my girlfriend yelled at me to "put down the damn video games." I've barely had five minutes to use this thing without her bitching at me. The worst part? She gave it to me, for Christmas. FML

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By neverhavingkids - 21/01/2011 02:24 - United States

Today, I found out how hard a lemon is to the nuts when being hurled by an angry girlfriend for losing at Wii Sports. FML

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Mario Kart is serious business

By Anonymous - 25/08/2014 05:44 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML

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By JJ - 03/10/2015 07:42 - United States - Irwin

Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML

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Wednesday 21 August 2013 18:54

You are irritated because she won? Ugh.

kaiyybee 10

Wednesday 21 August 2013 18:54

You just suck.. Sorry bro.

Comments

alycion 38

Thursday 22 August 2013 5:22

If you can't handle losing to your girl, don't play her. If you weren't having fun losing constantly, why would you think she would?

Nasir_Jones 12

Thursday 22 August 2013 5:38

If you played as Ness and still lost, then you definitely suck.

ihatebob 2

Thursday 22 August 2013 6:07

HOLY SHIT! A GIRL BEAT A GUY!? THE WORLD'S GONNA END *That was sarcastic* It's really annoying when people think that guys can do so much more than girls, and I'm a guy saying this.

alwaysmalia 12

Thursday 22 August 2013 6:53

Umm... Some girls are badass at smash bros.. Me being one of them.

RpiesSPIES 27

Thursday 22 August 2013 7:00

OP, if you don't like her, can iI have her? I need someone that poses a challenge to me in games.

lokman_fml 7

Thursday 22 August 2013 7:03

Time to hand in your man card

Empoleon123 6

Thursday 22 August 2013 8:35

Try going into team mode and making it a 3 Vs 1 :D If you still lose, then you suck...

TogeBara 12

Thursday 22 August 2013 9:23

My girl can beat me at most every game that we play together. I'm not bad at them, she is just really good. Getting pounded at my games every time she and I play pretty much sucks, so I tend to just try to team up with her. Sorry OP, but some people are just inherently good at certain games. My girl can play Mario games (most any of them) so much better than me that she uses her feet and still wins. As for the people acting like this was a gender issue, it was her first time playing the game. The issue here was that he lost to a first time player. He lost to a noob. You would be frustrated too if your brother or sister or spouse beat you at a game and it was their first time playing while you are an experienced player.