Geek: Today, I got my laptop back after sending it to Dell to repair...

By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 16:39 - United States

Today, I got my laptop back after sending it to Dell to repair water damage after a night of partying. Dell returned my computer unrepaired, saying it was unfixable. When I called to ask why they couldn't fix it, they told me it was a biohazard. Someone got drunk and pissed on my laptop. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2012 17:02 - United States - Winter Park

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By LostFocus - 11/12/2009 11:11 - United States

Today, after five months of working overtime and doing my own repairs around the house, such as patching my own roof to save money, I walk into my home office. I find my $2500, week old, top of the line laptop won't turn on because it's drenched in water. Apparently there's a leak in the roof. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2019 22:00

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By meggs2209 - 12/01/2012 20:06 - United States

Today, Dell's tech support called to tell me that the laptop I sent to them was going to cost an extra $300 to fix, because of the shattered screen. When I mailed my laptop to them, the touchpad wasn't working. The screen was fine. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2015 18:07 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I got my laptop back after lending it to my friend. It wouldn't boot, and after investigating I found out it'd been stripped of its hard drive and all its memory. When I confronted my "friend", he accused me of lying and trying to ruin his reputation. FML

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By rian - 03/04/2021 21:30

Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML

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By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

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By Louis - 15/11/2018 13:00 - South Africa

Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2023 18:00

Today, I was giving a presentation at work but accidentally spilled water all over my laptop. I tried to dry it off, but it wouldn't turn on. I had to give the presentation awkwardly using my phone and everyone took the piss out of me and my shoddy performance. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2023 12:00

Today, I was trying to be environmentally friendly by using a reusable water bottle, but didn't screw the top on properly, so while I was chatting to someone it splashed it all over my computer and bricked it. FML

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Meow34 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:09

LMFAO YDI. How can you not smell the piss on your laptop.. seriously? Maybe when you have a party and get drunk or whatever, you should put your laptop in a safe place next time.

meetmeinhell 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:08

LMFAO bet that makes you pissed off dont it? ouch biohazard? not quite.......u couldnt smell the piss? when u were holding it

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m0053 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 23:48

that's why you don't throw parties...YDI

latuka 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 23:51

#12, answer: a DRUNK asshole. and he didn't have to be an asshole to piss on his comp. he just needed to be drunk to do so.

Skolden 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 23:52

Hey, maybe he thought it was beer? They don't call Heineken 'piss beer' for nothing.

tateno 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 23:57

Heineken is good! and ya i would piss on someones laptop also if i hated them haha

babydoll86_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 0:06

Wow, who pissed on your laptop?! I'd absolutely killed them!

pgerbs 0

Monday 23 March 2009 0:36

wow. thats basically what they said to me when they sent it back. my friend was severally f'up, he took a piss followed by a healthy severing of s h i t then passed out. :s

dcapp 0

Monday 23 March 2009 0:39

why would that be a biohazard haha?? but that sucks, you should have hid your computer better.

binary132 0

Monday 23 March 2009 1:24

HAHAHAH... this happened to me.. I wake up to find my roommate pissed all over the couch and my laptop. kicked his ass, washed it out with water, and took it in to customer service telling them he had spilled beer on it (pretty much what happened). Got it back in 3 days fixed at no charge, smelling like febreeze. Apple customer service ftw.