Health: Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines... - FML

By NoPainNoGain - 17/09/2009 14:31 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML

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By Cindy1897 - 27/08/2017 20:00

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed and took the pain medicine that the oral surgeon prescribed for me before bed. The pain actually did go away for the most part, until my stomach decided to betray me and make me throw up, forcing my jaw to open more than it could after surgery. FML

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By Maria - 28/12/2023 22:00 - United States - La Junta

Today, I faced my fear of needles and had my wisdom teeth extracted while awake. On the last tooth, I heard a loud crack. The root broke off in my jawbone and had to be drilled out. FML

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By Dominique Richards - 20/02/2018 19:00

Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled. When I woke up I found out they pulled the wrong one. FML

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By anon - 11/05/2009 20:37 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Due to the drugs they gave me I felt nauseous. When I went to the bathroom as a precaution I did not throw up. Instead I passed out face first in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 20:56 - United States

Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2023 22:00

Today, I woke up from my wisdom tooth surgery… while they were still sawing my jaw. I had such a bad panic response that they also cut my lip, so I have stitches inside and outside of my mouth, as well as the haunting crackle of bone being removed from my skull stuck in my head. FML

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By mandy16 - 04/09/2010 03:43

Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML

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By TT - 19/04/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML

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By bouncekitty - 20/02/2011 17:04 - United States

Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML

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redbluegreen 40

Thursday 17 September 2009 23:13

When it's was over, you should've killed him.

skullet 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 23:08

wow fyl. sucks

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Fatmangotmypie1 7

Friday 14 September 2012 15:51

Oh how ruthless Time to make you toothless

stephaniev7 3

Friday 23 November 2012 12:13

Sounds like a lawsuit to me.

924halle 8

Friday 21 December 2012 8:23

Holy crap, I get my wisdom teeth out in a week...oh God

KaylaTackett 18

Sunday 23 June 2013 6:51

What a dumbass dentist

dannysalazar 6

Friday 20 December 2013 19:48

you couldve sued for malpractice you idiot so FYL TWICE

doglover100 28

Friday 11 April 2014 19:12

He needs his license revoked.

itsabuzzkill 3

Wednesday 18 June 2014 4:43

I swear the exact same thing happened to me!

rawrdanasaur 9

Saturday 2 May 2015 16:26

You should've murdered him after your surgery and told everyone "it's okay, he's just dreaming."

stephaaa92 4

Sunday 18 September 2016 21:45

Wow!!! I would sue!

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