Miscellaneous: Today, I got myself an organ donor card, just to feel wanted....

By Vandrefalk - 01/03/2012 00:09 - Norway

Today, I got myself an organ donor card, just to feel wanted. FML

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By mikay1413 - 08/10/2019 20:00

Today, my step-sister asked me what an organ donor was. I told her it's someone who delivers pianos. She believed me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2011 07:54

Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2024 03:00 - United States - South Park Township

Today, I found out that I have a heart disease. When I went to tell my family, they all said that it should kill me faster so that I can donate my organs to my cousin. FML

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By newkid - 13/09/2016 19:06

Today, I was so lonely, I dragged out a conversation with a lady who called to get me to make an appointment to give blood. FML

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By themarrowguy - 23/08/2013 10:06 - United States

Today, after recently discovering that I need a bone marrow transplant, my girlfriend got tested to see if she could be a donor. When the results came back with a negative match, she blurted out, "Oh thank god." FML

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By meagainsttheworld - 26/10/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, while filling out some medical forms, I was asked for an emergency contact. I realized I didn't have anyone who would actually care enough to be my contact. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 23:31 - Canada

Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML

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By embarassed_chick - 24/08/2009 19:59 - United States

Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML

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By bridalqueen - 24/03/2009 12:43 - United States

Today, as a veteran blood donor, I made a friend who was donating for the first time- I told her not to be scared and that I've been doing it for six years and that it was a great way to help people. While at the snack area afterwards, I passed out, started convulsing and went into shock. FML

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By lsta - 04/05/2009 04:40 - United States

Today, I donated blood for the first time, and all the nurses kept complimenting on how good my veins were. That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me in the past 2 months. FML

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Thursday 1 March 2012 8:47

Hey, whatever helps. :) But I hope you really are willing to donate your organs if need be.

Kingdutch 3

Thursday 1 March 2012 8:55

Commit a crime, you'll be wanted by lots of people : )

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HotCheetos22 4

Thursday 1 March 2012 19:16

Sounds cool, people will like you now for whats on the inside!

blaqqdiamonz0815 3

Thursday 1 March 2012 20:40

Awwww I'll be your friend. You know if your not a sex offender or nothing:P!

Lil_Spence 5

Thursday 1 March 2012 22:59

Your thing made me think of the Forever Alone Guy memes. Maybe you should do those.

dude1122332 9

Friday 2 March 2012 1:41

That's cool you're an organ donor but sucks you get no recognition.

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 2 March 2012 2:27

Sad day.

thenightshroud77 9

Friday 2 March 2012 2:30

i was thinking the EXACT same thing today It's what's on the inside that counts!!!

Atmaster 3

Friday 2 March 2012 3:36

To bad they only want you to die at a young age.

anthonydude 9

Friday 2 March 2012 12:04

Have fun with the organ harvesters.

yogamaster9000 0

Friday 2 March 2012 23:39

You know that they want you dead now, right?

iLahYou 7

Saturday 9 June 2012 21:10

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Today, my grandpa was wearing flip flops and white socks. He entered my restroom, and the moment he did I remembered there was no toilet paper left. I felt too ashamed to interrupt his dump, so I waited for him to ask for paper; he never did, and came out without socks. FML

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Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

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Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed as a pirate. Someone complimented me on how convincing the fake teeth were that I had on for my costume. I wasn't wearing fake teeth. FML

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