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Same thing different taste
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You tried
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Broke
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Get a load of this guy
By Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United Kingdom
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Wait what, this is almost exactly my FML that got rejected, word for word...
Wow that guy has amazing nerve to ,even after being a complete dick, sit there in your company and of others who witnessed it. I could never do that and I would be fuming if I saw that happen.
I would have just sat on him and refused to get off. Pretending you're really enjoying sitting on his lap would also probably help.
I hate people
I hope someone else gave up their seat for you, and/or bitched the guy out. If I was there I would certainly have given you my seat, I'm perfectly capable of standing, I'm also perfectly capable of kicking ass when needed. I remember being on the Bart (San Francisco for those who don't know) and standing with my Aunt and cousin because there was plenty of people who needed the seats. Surprisingly enough, I don't have a bad tale about the subway.
any bets on how many ASBOs this pillock has?
Send a message to his knee caps with the crutches
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I hope you took a swing at him with your crutch... or at least let it rest on his foot.
fake fall on the floor and scream in agony. cry a little and blame him for everything.