By a hex upon your anus, sir - 25/05/2013 16:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I hope you took a swing at him with your crutch... or at least let it rest on his foot.

fake fall on the floor and scream in agony. cry a little and blame him for everything.

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Wait what, this is almost exactly my FML that got rejected, word for word...

lexxiii 17

He probably has the "obesity" disability.

Wow that guy has amazing nerve to ,even after being a complete dick, sit there in your company and of others who witnessed it. I could never do that and I would be fuming if I saw that happen.

I would have just sat on him and refused to get off. Pretending you're really enjoying sitting on his lap would also probably help.

I hope someone else gave up their seat for you, and/or bitched the guy out. If I was there I would certainly have given you my seat, I'm perfectly capable of standing, I'm also perfectly capable of kicking ass when needed. I remember being on the Bart (San Francisco for those who don't know) and standing with my Aunt and cousin because there was plenty of people who needed the seats. Surprisingly enough, I don't have a bad tale about the subway.

any bets on how many ASBOs this pillock has?

Send a message to his knee caps with the crutches

Christina790 8

Remember, what goes around, comes around.

Christina790 8

Remember, what goes around, comes around.