By a hex upon your anus, sir - 25/05/2013 16:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML
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bandofsand 10

I hope you took a swing at him with your crutch... or at least let it rest on his foot.

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MyMetalRomance 3

fake fall on the floor and scream in agony. cry a little and blame him for everything.

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zomgbies 17

Pop him in the plums with the tip of a crutch. Then tell him to "enjoy his karmic balance"

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ChuckNorris2 4

So use your crutches to trip him up, and when he tries to get up, hit him in the junk. He deserves worse for that.

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yellowaholic 25

What a complete asshole, I would have sat in his lap, but then again based off of how he seems in this fml that might have caused more trouble...

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WickedFan 12

That woman was so nice! The guy can die in a hole for all I care

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magnetic_aura 26

Amazing username! And sorry that some jerk took advantage of a woman's generosity to you. Some people are wicked selfish!

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dirtyprancing65 7

Sounds like a good opportunity to smack a bitch with the blunt end of a dirty crutch

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