Miscellaneous: Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten...

By cereal stepper - 23/10/2016 09:42

Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I'd finally got home from a 15-hour shift at work and wanted to lay down and eat. I poured myself a bowl of cereal, went to my room, and sat it on my bed. My dog then jumped right on my bed and yanked the sheets off, causing the cereal to fly everywhere. FML

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You deserved it 238

By Eddy - 14/03/2015 03:27 - United States - Mountain Pine

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 405

You deserved it 3 832

By goodmorning - 07/09/2014 13:45 - United States - Nashville

Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 694

You deserved it 4 462

By themcdave - 19/05/2012 08:03 - United Kingdom - Cranfield

Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast... I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML

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You deserved it 4 553

By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:33 - United States

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

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You deserved it 16 328

By blowinchunks - 24/11/2009 06:00 - Canada

Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 757

You deserved it 2 965

By bonbon789 - 27/03/2014 18:10 - United States

Today, I wanted to eat my last bowl of sugary cereal before starting my new diet. I fell down the stairs with the full bowl in hand. Message received, universe. FML

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You deserved it 8 085

By Fillifilo - 18/04/2012 04:38 - France

Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML

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You deserved it 3 809

By mongoosemike - 07/06/2011 05:55

Today, I walked downstairs, made a bowl of hot cereal, and held a full conversation with my brother's girlfriend, before I finally put two and two together and realized I hadn't put any pants on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 838

You deserved it 29 534

By Blue - 19/11/2008 11:02 - France

Today, I bought myself an MP3 player. Later, I was laying in bed, listening to music and eating a bowl of cereal, when I went to move the bowl of cereal on the bedside table for some shut eye. I dropped my MP3 player into the leftover milk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 366

You deserved it 29 862

izzajaneful 24

Wednesday 2 November 2016 7:16

To decide FYL or YDI, we have to know if you're the one who left it there or not.

Levi2411 41

Wednesday 2 November 2016 7:01

It'd be ironic if it was Lucky Charms.

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jasonrellet 22

Wednesday 2 November 2016 8:40

Not really and fml moment

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 2 November 2016 9:43

FML is a relative term. It's not a "the rebels murdered my family, burned our crops and I'm starving"-type of FML, but stepping in a bowl of cereal is pretty shitty for many.

awesomeamandas 37

Wednesday 2 November 2016 8:43

ahh. finally. an fml I can fully relate to.

Magnoxidans 19

Wednesday 2 November 2016 8:56

Cerialously? :D

CakeFaceNZ 4

Wednesday 2 November 2016 9:43

And this is why the cereal goes on the bed head

_EnderDoge 22

Wednesday 2 November 2016 19:59

Short FML's are always funny. This one, however, I can't relate to. ..still funny, though.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Wednesday 2 November 2016 23:58

So you're the half eaten croissant kind?

FalloutScrolls 25

Thursday 3 November 2016 0:45

What a grrrrrrreeeeaaaat way to start the morning.

msnique1 5

Thursday 3 November 2016 1:07

Wow. That's actually pretty nasty to have half eaten cereal on the floor and overnight. You kinda deserved that one bud. Sawry.

Laime 5

Saturday 5 November 2016 12:16

In my head I saw a huge bowl as big as an bathtub. I'm still not awake, I guess.

Allie614032 34

Thursday 16 March 2017 20:56

Do you not look down when you're stepping out of bed?

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Today, I saw some servicemen sitting outside a café, and I went over to thank them for their service. They waited till after I was done shaking their hands before they told me that they were just actors on their lunch break. FML

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Today, I was been accused of stealing lunches from the fridge at work. I’m a huge germaphobe and would NEVER eat someone else’s food, but because I’m the fattest one in the office, everyone automatically blamed me. Hashtag fatgirlproblems. FML

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You deserved it 154

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Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML

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Today, I'm now at the point in my marriage where I’ve stopped caring, so when my wife says, “I’m fine” I’m going to treat her like she’s fine. I’ll maybe post an update with details of how long she goes from, “I’m fine” to screaming at me for not playing along with her mind games anymore. FML

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You deserved it 164

Today, I went online to check my credit report. My credit report says that I'm deceased, and have no rating. I'm at least 90% sure that this is not true. FML

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You deserved it 2 593

Today, I decide to go to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her stuff back. I broke up with her earlier this week after a 2 year relationship, and I'd hoped she would have realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I ring the doorbell and her new boyfriend opens the door. FML

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You deserved it 11 213

Today, while running in the park, I noticed some ducks in a pond. I stopped to look at them and began quacking at them, to see if they would react. This would have been OK had I not been wearing ear-buds, blasting music, making me unable to realize just how loud I was quacking. With people all around. FML

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You deserved it 37 328

Today, I was trying to sleep away a fever, when my grandma woke me up. She was sitting next to me, shoving gummy bears into my mouth until I started choking. She laughed, ran away, and denied everything. FML

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You deserved it 3 247

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