Animals: Today, I got pulled over by the cops for swerving a lot while...

By anon - 27/04/2016 00:11 - United States - Arverne

Today, I got pulled over by the cops for swerving a lot while driving. I tried to explain that my dog bit the back of my neck, but as soon as I opened my door to show him the bite marks and the dog, it ran out of the car. I still can't find him. FML

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By Jen - 11/02/2011 09:02

Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML

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Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML

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By ej6901 - 23/06/2015 20:00 - United States - Ventnor City

Today, I left my dog in my car for 5 minutes while I ran into a store. The car was running so he was fine, the thing that wasn't so fine is that when I walked out my car wasn't there. My dog somehow moved my car into the middle of a intersection, almost causing an accident. FML

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By The_Waffle - 14/05/2016 17:17 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2021 21:30

Today, someone let my puppy escape. I didn't know, until I arrived home and hit him with my car. FML

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By animalover - 13/08/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I swerved to avoid hitting a dog that ran in front of my car. The dog was fine but I hit a road sign, ripped off my rearview mirror, and cracked my passenger side window. When I got out to examine the damage to my car, the dog growled at me. FML

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By stinky skunk - 05/09/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML

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By D - 09/09/2011 09:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking down the street when a police officer started walking behind me with his dog. I sped up and tried to cross the road. He took this as suspicious and got the dog to take me to the floor. I've been afraid of dogs since I was 5. FML

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Xcizer 17

Wednesday 27 April 2016 15:31

Who let you dogs out? You! You! You!

ezrocks4u 29

Wednesday 27 April 2016 15:31

I guess the expletive you could use here would be "dog gone"?

Comments

vegantreegirl 26

Wednesday 27 April 2016 23:27

Ydi, 100%

BasedgodFYB 8

Thursday 28 April 2016 0:38

Sounds like your dog kinda hates you

Oceanborn_fml 24

Thursday 28 April 2016 2:34

28, so do you also train your passengers to not need a seatbelt? It's just irresponsible to not restrain your animal while driving.

IorvethTheXolo 8

Thursday 28 April 2016 14:16

People are so concerned about the dog not being restrained, but I am more concerned about the fact that your dog bit you. ALL dogs have a line that, when crossed, will cause them to bite."If it has teeth, it can bite and if it has hooves, it can kick." And, frankly, there are many cases where the dog's bite has been justified. However, what could you have possibly been doing while driving to provoke any dog to bite the back of your neck? When you find your dog (and I hope you do), I think you have some major issues to work on here. Having your dog restrained while driving is the least of your concerns with this animal. If he bit YOU, what's keeping him from biting someone else?