Health: Today, I got really anxious thinking I was going to piss off...

By Anonymous - 22/02/2015 18:52 - Malta - Naxxar

Today, I got really anxious thinking I was going to piss off the guy behind me by not moving off at a stop light fast enough. It got so bad that I had a panic attack right there in my car. FML

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By sydstreet - 09/04/2012 05:31 - United States - Arlington

Today, my anxiety was so bad that when I was riding my bike on the sidewalk and two pedestrians came walking in the opposite direction, I got so nervous about having to go between them or accidentally hitting them that I fell off my bike, into a bush. FML

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By Skankeriffic - 19/02/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I sat in bumper-to-bumper traffic for half an hour. The entire time, a man I had gone on a date with and that had gotten very out of hand with, was sitting in the car next to me. I noticed, panicked, and tried to drive off, rear-ending the car in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2011 00:23 - United States

Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML

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By River - 26/02/2009 16:17 - United States

Today, a stoplight turned yellow as I was approaching it. I was about to go through but saw a cop, panicked, and slammed on the brakes. I ended up in the middle of the intersection and had to reverse. Soon the light turned green, and I stepped on the gas. My car was still in reverse. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By Me - 11/11/2012 00:29 - United States

Today, while at a stop light, I was rear-ended by a car behind me. The guy got angry at me, because according to him, I should've known that his car has poor braking distance, and so I should've moved forward a few more feet to compensate. FML

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By becca - 21/08/2010 04:04 - United States

Today, I spent five minutes waiting by a stop sign. The two cars in front of me were taking a long time to move, so I began beeping and getting angry. Turns out, these cars were parked and I was holding up a line of traffic. FML

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By WTF - 27/09/2015 07:57 - Poland - Wroclaw

Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML

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By Sostupid - 24/01/2011 03:41 - Canada

Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML

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Zebediabolical 39

Sunday 22 February 2015 23:56

If you get this anxious over things maybe you shouldn't be driving. It's just a matter of time until something bad happens.

niiiiick3 15

Monday 23 February 2015 0:00

Loosen up a little OP. If people end up getting angry that easily, that's their problem.

Comments

ShadowGenius 12

Monday 23 February 2015 4:31

Sounds like you shouldn't leave the house without a brown paper bag.

appletreee 30

Monday 23 February 2015 4:55

I have really bad anxiety and get frequent panic attacks. I know exactly what it's like to freak over little things. You just have to tell yourself that other people's emotions and the way they act are out of your control, OP.

britbrat237 14

Monday 23 February 2015 4:55

Sounds like you are a first time driver. I was like that for awhile but it'll get better.

laughingtoohard 14

Monday 23 February 2015 5:12

I recommend you take a nice relaxing day in a hot tub

Nimor 25

Monday 23 February 2015 5:15

Dafuq is wrong with some people?!

PANDORUM89 21

Monday 23 February 2015 5:37

why would that make you anxious? was he revving his engine behind you?

appletreee 30

Monday 23 February 2015 6:03

I'm guessing the anticipation of possibly upsetting him.

Badabam_fml 14

Monday 23 February 2015 15:05

OP could have had a stressful week or day. Sometimes people will think they're completely fine, then the tiniest thing can tip them into a full scale panic attack.